Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide
Lovitol
Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer






Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!



You can find my wide range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!



Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.
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Posted by Keith

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Yay for big pharma : D
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Um,, no it's not, Yukino. lmao
Read the disclaimer... What do you mean, grow another head? I'll keep the rash thank you very much.
I was once a very pretty bunny... and then I took some medicine.
Got the achievement and my face is still ok yay! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
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Oh nos, I took Lovital! ROFL
sigh Just got the Lovitol from my beloved one to cure me from a disease I didn't even recognize by looking at my HA. No I got fat red faced and tongue hanging but it came with love so....what's the matter? Everything comes to an end by it's time. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
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I thought it was Valentines, not April Fools! xD
5 mil for a seasonal achievement? NOOOO that's everything I have <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />
But I can afford the pills. Gallery tiem nao! This is such a fun event, staff! (even if I can't afford the gasdfdfgs Amoricide) ><
lol I'm happy with my boobitus /o/
Plus... I hate syringes -cringes- I had to scroll down the page real fast so I wouldn't get that funny feeling in my arm that I usually get... and still failed >____< -rubs arms-
it has to be the amoricide to get the achievement?!
Did anyone read the disclaimer at the bottom? it is so funny.
scream more evil doctors!!!! runs away
Hopefully. ;P
One day, we will find a cure!
Bonnie, the achievement is for the Amoricide, the purple one.

Take a dose!
I wouldn't suggest it... but you took a shot of Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide!
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Don't try and hog the items! You have 2 Hours, 20 minutes, and 19 seconds remaining until you can purchase another item!

Poo!
XD Haha, the Amoricide one... It did this to my face~!
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I think the staff is having fun messing with us <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sweatdrop.gif" border="0" />

<img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_heart.gif" border="0" /> you guys!
Omg! Laughing until my spleen almost bursts! boots EVIL doc in the nads!
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Wait, are those pink tendrils veins?
Paper bags don't cover it up! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sad.gif" border="0" />
Okay now I do look sick but I still haven't received the achievement..oh well.
i got a laptop and just now saw the warning the doc has. how about that...
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The pink one gives you a giant eye and pink drool. Lovely. -checks purple-
Bought the Amoricide (the 5 mill one - wanted the new achievement as well as the MC achievement)...the results are not so pretty shudder
http://subeta.net/slib/avatar.php/302190 - amoricide

http://subeta.net/slib/avatar.php/187367 - hyperamory inducer

There you go. -walks off muttering about stupid fine print-
that's hilarious. XD
I got told after taking the medicine that "Umm...you feel strange...but when I went to the healer I was fine and I never got the achievement so I guess Inducer isn't one that makes you sick. Anyone else take that one?
5mil syringe gave purple hole-eyes and a floating purple heart, and the 1mil gave a gooey pink eye and pink drool o_O I don't know who they were, but some people had used them.
Does the achievement for using that thing still count even though you're not sick? XD
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"Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face." I didn't read that until after I ate those pills DX!
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And only after buying AND using it.. I see the results and warnings.. Boooo ;A;
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Wonder if anymore Umbrella type of viruses would appear. People try the cheap ones and get bad reactions, though no one wants to try the expensive ones yet
Ok this doctor just scares me! If I had him for real I'd be out the door so fast my sickness would be left behind... spinning!

I think I might buy them just to toss into my gallery, but not to use <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
Millionaire Center < what happens if your poor! cries
anyway for its price and 50/50 chance of working... not gonna risk it.
rofl.
which do the two syringes do? xD the loveitol description is hilarious
GO REPO.

doctor's creepy looking u__u run small children!
You feel... strange
Hm, you feel a little under the weather. You might want to get that checked out...

And I'm finally infected... I blame the doctor.. he started it!
I would use one of the expensive ones if I was sure they wouldn't cure my disease. I like my loveitis too much.
I bought the amoricide...but seeing what Lovitol does...I'm sorry but lol.

I adored the Repo reference. Such a catchy tune <33 Love that movie
Doctor Doctor, give me the news...

I've got a bad case of 'hipthrust' ... LOOOOOOOVING YOUUUUUUUU
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poor erana, you've been struggling sooo much to get the virus. i'd give it to you if i could <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
It didn't change my avatars face, but it did put hearts on my arms.
im not infected (yet) but those are all super cute i might get some anyway
OH neverminds... I see the reactions some of you are having! Cool!
I just took one and I am not sick...I thought for sure by taking the Inducer that I would get sick for sure...bummer.
Eeep! Medicine that makes ya sick X 3?! No way in HELL!! runs!!
The descriptions are funny. xD

But I'm not risking anything. -_0
I don't trust him.. he looks too nice for a doctor.. and this smile o_O and twinkle.. and.. oh gawd.. really great art xD
Oooo I want to see what these do... they might make it worse!

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