Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide
Lovitol
Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer






Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!



You can find my wide range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!



Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.
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Posted by Keith

Eemegosh. He creeps me out. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/smiley_sadface.gif" border="0" />

And I'M STILL NOT SICK. I just want the achievement. T3T
How do you figure out which disease you have? Haven't been paying attention, haha!
I finally got my hearts and i'm not going to part with them now xD
Just remember to give those shots in your butt, as they will work faster that way
=\ There is an achievement for the 5M one.
And that mighty fine print puts mag in a mighty fine predicament
I dont want medication. i want the virus.
noooooooo... I don't want the cure!!!
I just look great!!

anyway.. Thanks Doctor.. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_smile.gif" border="0" />
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I'M NOT EVEN INFECTED!!!! NOW SOME QUACK IS GIVING OUT CURES?!
'belts out a chorus from Witch Doctor"

My friend the witch doctor he told me what to say, my friend the witch doctor he told me what to do.
He said that you'd be mine when I say this to you

OH BABY

Ooh ee ooh ah ah TING TANG walla walla bing BANG

'hipthrusts on Doctor Lockheart'
Doctors are just psychos with stethoscopes. Dx
Just like this one.
I got the bottle just because it's cheaper and cute.
Amoricide looks alot like Zydrate
Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

lmfao thats great XD
Highlight his text to all the way to the bottom you will see the warning
REPOOOO!!! giggles maniacally
sings And Zytrate comes in a little glass vial (a little glass vial? A little glass vial!).
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... haha glad I didn't run off and buy some immediately, haha...
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5 mil? X-x I hope the next character is an insurance sales person XD Something seems fishy about the new doc and reporter in town. >_> This is kinda fun but I'm glad I'm not 'sick.'
did anyone buy one that wasn't cheap and use it? lol
That doctor kind of creeps me out D;
glad I'm not sick yet though~
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-frowns- I don't see the warning.
And the little glass bottle goes into the gun like a battery.
And the Lovitol gun goes somewhere against your anatomy.
And when the gun goes off it sparks and you're ready for surgery, surgery! giggles
Uh... doctor's wear ties. I don't know where you go, but...
Also, I don't know if I want to be cured. Hearts are cute. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_grin.gif" border="0" />
Sub Artest. Squeer They they made that refrense. Squee To one of my fav movies. Squee Opra. *Waaa.. * Ya, ok, breath Aweosme job, now to figure out which is which. *Can not spell. *
I BET he's the cause of these friggen diseases... And I used the Lovitol for my foot rash...GRRR!!! EVIL DOCTOR!!! I SPENT THAT MONEY FOR NOTHING!!! attacks doctor NEVER TRUST DOCTORS AGAIN!!! EVER!!!
Cee
<b>Quote:</b><blockquote style="padding:5px; line-height:15px; background-color: #FAFFFF; border: 1px solid #000000; font-family: georgia; font-size: 10;">Hi, I'm Doctor Lockheart, and I'm here to cure you!

You can find my wide range of viral medication in the Millionaire Center, ranging in price!

Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.</blockquote>

Lol. Didn't notice that the first time.
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xD I want to see what happens. <.< -doesn't buy-
hahaha.. some of you guys look hilarious.
I wonder what the other "cures" would do.. but I won't spend that much just to find out <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused_shocked.gif" border="0" />
loving the descriptions though ^^
eyebrow quirk No self-respecting doctor would ever wear that tie.
I smell snake oil shenanigans. :K
Yeah, not using that. I'll wait and see what else happens. I think I may buy one though...just to have on hand. muses
I want to get to the max level of the sickness i dont really care haha
i wonder what they all do, the lovitol is funny X3
I love the Repo Reference ;D
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Well, we can all turn this all around on THEM and let our HAs die. That's what I'm doing. Loveitall my ass!

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How are we supposed to know which cure, cures what disease? They are a bit expensive!!!!
Even his NAME is enough to keep me away from anything he`s selling x-X

Professor Lockheart was a fraud, and I`m sure that the Doctor is too.
ooh... hello Doctor...

Is it warmer in here ?

I might need to take off my clothes....

mmmmmm

and various other highly inappropriate comments ... <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_wink.gif" border="0" />
lol I'm glad I didn't buy it!
I do not trust him a bit refuses treatment
Warning!!! I do not claim that these are cures for the current Virus, just a virus in general. If you take this medication, you are waving all rights to sue me. Under any circumstances. Even if you grow another face.

Ahahahaha
Oh why did I take that medicine!
HAHAHA
I took lovitol for my foot rash, and so far nothing's happened AT ALL. Ripoff artist! -kicks in shins-
funny, i'm listening to a song called Dr. and it's all "PLEASE SAVE US DOCTOR, EVIL DOCTOR" <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_shocked.gif" border="0" />
Omg the Lovitol faces are hilarious
-keeps away-
Oh cwap! The cure worse than the disease! <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_raspberry.gif" border="0" />
Millionaire Center? Come on, we're all not rich ya know. <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_sigh.gif" border="0" />
lol, instead of the Lovitol, I'll stick with my disease <img src="http://images.subeta.net/smilies/6398_emoticon_confused.gif" border="0" />
I can't help myself now... points and laughs at the faces

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