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Monenthy has a minion!

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Monenthy
Legacy Name: Monenthy

The

Galactic Swampie
Owner:

OtakuOokami

Age: 17 years, 4 months, 1 week

Born: December 18th, 2006

Adopted: 17 years, 4 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)

Adopted: December 18th, 2006 (Legacy)

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Statistics

Level: 26
Strength: 58
Defense: 23
Speed: 18
Health: 20
HP: 20/20
Intelligence: 49
Books Read: 42
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Person Who Does The Thing

Personal Stats:
Class: Hacker
Personality: Curious, stuborn, sensitive
Strength: Highly intelligent and great with all kinds of tech.
Weakness:Very sensitive about her lack of digits
Theme Song: "Get a Weapon [MM3] - Mega Man 20th Anniversary [Rock]"
Video: Optimus Prime: Transformers (1986)
Art: OtakuOokami's Black and White Sketch, Full Blown Color Version of that Sketch

They totally had no right to lock me up in the pound! Those SAI jerks had refused to give me a job, they deserved to get their mainframe crashed and their servers fried for that!! My haxor skills are so 1337, I make the government's best tech guys look like retarded pre-schoolers!! All because I didn't have a stupid degree! Skill doesn't come from sitting on your butt in a classroom for four years. Skill comes from practice, hard work, and natural talent!! Degrees are just there to keep people who are too smart for the infinite tedium of college or too poor to afford those obscenely overpriced classes out of the good jobs!!

Anyway, that brings me to where I was that day, in a holding tank down at the maximum security sector of the pound down in Veta Lake, wasting away with no T.V., no video games, and (most inhumanely of all) NO INTERNET!! Those sick, sadistic, psychopaths!! All I was going to do was watch some MeTube vids, lurk on a forum or two...and hack the pound's security system to stage a jail break... But, no. My communications were totally cut off and I was to sit there and rot unless someone came to claim me. Bull crap! I know how it is for my kind when we get in the pound. Noooo one likes Swampies. You may have half a chance if you have a nice name or a special color, but other than that, you were basically doomed to stay in the pound for the rest of your days...or until your sentence was up...whichever came first.

I had all but given up hope of ever getting out again when I heard footsteps in the hall on my cell block. I didn't think much of it at first, probably a guard or something, but then I heard a tap on the glass. I looked up, thinking it was someone just screwing with me, taunting me with their phone or whatever, only to see a chubby human female, about my age, no more than five-foot-five or five-foot-six, with brown skin and this fluffy, super curly black hair that reached just about down to her shoulders, smiling at me. At first I thought it was some mistake. Maybe she thought I was a mermaid. That used to happen all the time in the olden days, sailors mistaking Swampies for merfolk. But then, she started talking to me.

"Hey, you hacked into a secure government mainframe, right?" she said, "That's pretty freakin' cool! You must be some kind of supergenius!"

I blinked in surprise, then replied, "Well, not as far as Swampies go...but I guess in human terms I am pretty sharp... Why?"

"Well, it seems like a total waste of talent for you to be locked up here like this," she said, "How about joining up with me? Our team could really use a good techie. We've got two mages, a bard, a warrior, a shapeshifter...but when it comes to technology, we really don't have an expert."

I was elated at the offer, and I just barely stopped myself from busting out in a huge grin and doing somersaults in the water. Someone wanted to get me out of here! Someone with major respect for my skills!! But, I had to play it cool...just in case this was some kind of trick the guards were playing on me. "So, what's in it for me?" I asked, trying to sound as much like the tough guys in those heist movies as possible.

"Your freedom for one," she replied, "Then, of course, there's a life of adventure and excitement, wacky new friends...and, we're having pizza tonight, soooo...."

"I'm in!!" I replied with an elated squeak, "The name's Monenthy, hacker extraordinaire, at your service!"

"And I'm Ookami," the human said with a big smile, putting her and against the glass, "Something tells me that this is the start of a beautiful friendship!"

And, you know what? It kind of was.