Barestr has a minion!

Snickerdoodle the Broggan

Legacy Name: Barestr

The Glacier Endeavor
Owner: Luck

Age: 6 years, 4 months, 2 weeks

Born: July 24th, 2015

Adopted: 6 years, 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: July 24th, 2015


  • Level: 19
  • Strength: 26
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 0/10
  • Intelligence: 191
  • Books Read: 164
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Job: Bag-and-Go Master Cashier


Coding help by Zay

Everything else by Luck

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Attempting to interact with him results in looks of disgust and grunts and sighs; unless he's at work then he's required to look like he likes you. Until he uncontrollably clutches his stomach and doubles over to endure his chronic abdominal pain...

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Basic Info

Name: Barestr Euringer
Pronunciation: Bah-rester Urine-jur
Alias: Barry
Nicknames: Barrista
Pronouns: he/him
Species: Martian
Fruit: Raspberry
Birthday: June 1st 1990
Star Sign: Gemini
Chinese Zodiac: Metal Horse
Height: 6'
Weight: 130 lbs

Origins & Achievements

Homeland: Mie Crater, Mars
Residence: NYC
Education: None
Known Languages: Martian, English
Intelligence: High end of average
Occupation: General Store Cashier

Physical & Mental

Status: Alive
Conditions: Peanut Allergy
Dominant Hand: Right
Fear Response: Freeze
Alignment: True Neutral
Religion: Wlowydo (Mars)
Outlook: Cynical
Social: Introvert

Home Life

Sexuality: Panromantic Asexual
Marital Status: Martian-Married (not legally recognized by Earth)
Partner: Kurona
Offspring: None
Siblings: Maji (half brother)
Parents: Arbitrāt (father), Ekwitē (mother)
Pet: Snickerdoodle the male rabbit


Traits: imaginative, responsible, industrious, short-tempered, sardonic, aloof
Markings: None
Talents: drawing his own dragon characters and creating their stories
Likes: coffee, collecting coffee mugs, cereal, his phone, dragons, drawing dragons, How to Train Your Dragon, dubstep, Kurona, going on break, waking up early, mornings, Snickerdoodle, wearing hats and scarves, trying to be a hipster
Dislikes: working in customer service, rude and dumb customers, people in general, having to be social, his abdominal pains, when his brother is being annoying
Voice: TBA

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:unamused: Hipster Cutthroat - DotEXE

:unamused: I'm Picky - Shaka Ponk

:unamused: Flight - Tristam & Braken

:unamused: Internet Friends - Knife Party

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The Tolerated

She who makes it all worthwhile...


Kurona is my girlfriend. Back on Mars, I never thought I would have a mate, but I guess I've grown. Or something. She's a Martian like me, but we met on Earth, when she came in where I was working. Three days in a row she brought the same list of stuff to get me to help her find, and that's when I kinda started figuring stuff out. Through everything we started hanging out and talking and learning about each other. She's more understanding about stuff than I thought, I mean we're on the page about a lotta stuff, and she's super nice and taught me how to write English. She helped me a lot with a bunch of stuff over time, really... One thing led to another, and she's my girlfriend, but I guess I already said that, huh. Oh and we have a pet rabbit together called Snickerdoodle.


Mom and Dad

Martians usually move away, find a job and find a mate, when they become and adult. But I continued to stay with my parents while working. When I lived there, me and my mom would work, but my dad didn't have a job. I stayed with them as long as I could to avoid being expected to find a mate... But then I got the opportunity to go to Earth and what better way to avoid such things than to just leave the planet? I'm still in contact with them, and I've got dad down to Earth more than once. He does want me to come back and visit on Mars, though.


Maji is my older half-brother that I never knew I had until he showed up at my parents' house one time. We, apparently, share the same dad, which was news to me... But he was more upset about that stuff than I was. He was living on Earth and came back to visit and had all his friends with him... And then they invited me to go to Earth so yeah. He's older, but he's shorter... and really... annoying and an idiot but somehow a genius at the same time. I don't hate him or anything but he should know how easily I get annoyed.


Evadine is Maji's mate. It's kinda complicated, or, Idunno. When I met Maji, he referred to her as "his girlfriend but not really" but they also had a child together so... This is why I don't understand stuff. Anyway, I think it's not like that anymore. They're closer and Martian-married. I don't really talk to her, but I've been over and hung out and they let their kids visit me and Kurona... Huh, I guess I am an uncle, after all... Guess Evadine's nice and all, and I don't know why she and Kurona don't hang out. I think they should.

Nephew and Niece

Dejr is my nephew, Maji's son. He was already around a whole Earth year old by the time I moved to Earth. When he started getting even older, and Kurona moved in with me, Maji and Evadine started sending him to my house. I guess to spend time, or something. I mean I uh, never wanted kids, and Kurona said the same thing, but I guess it's okay to temporarily take care of one, and Kurona reads him stories. Then we can send him away and relax 'cause he's not ours. Don't get me wrong, he's a nice kid and all... But I don't know if I could have one around 24/7. Snickerdoodle is my rabbit son and he's hard enough to take care of. Then Maji and Evadine had another child called Baylee but she's still really little so they keep her at their house for the most part.

Outer Circle


Zay is Maji's friend, and one of the friends that was with him on Mars when they all came to my parents' house. So she was one of the first Earthlings I met. She was, um... really interested in... being my friend. And she taught me a bunch of stuff. *blush* Er, I, well... That was all before I met Kurona, and she hasn't visited me since then. But y'know I've seen her around... Like at Maji's. For parties. And stuff.


I don't really know JC that well, but he's also one of Maji's friends and was in his group during the Mars visit. Yeah, and then we went back to Maji's mom's house to prepare to go back to Earth and JC was talking to me for a long time in English but I didn't know what he was talking about. *shrug* He kept showing me a little book but I didn't even know what a book was at the time. And he played some music, which I didn't know what that was either. It was really weird and awkward, wonder what all he was saying back then...

Overruled and Sustained

Overruled is another Martian who lives on Earth, and is Maji's friend. I think. I don't understand what actually is going on between them. But they seemed like friends, and Overruled was there during the Mars visit as well. I'm not really all that familiar with him and we haven't talked since I got settled in on Earth. But I guess he has a husband who is somehow a robot, called Sustained. I never saw anything like it...

Pet Treasure


B Sticker

A Sticker

R Sticker

R Sticker

Y Sticker

Disgusted Brain Beanbag

I Hate You T-shirt

Blue Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Black Tangerine Touchphone

Red Droop Beanie

Coconut Droop Beanie

Kiwi Droop Beanie

Moss Droop Beanie

Storm Droop Beanie

Blue Wreathed Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Green Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Pool Droop Beanie

Tongue Droop Beanie

Searock Droop Beanie

Black Droop Beanie

ThistleThief Will-U Knitted Beanie

Dapper Plaid Graphic Beanie

Green Wreathed Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Yellow Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Autumn Knit Red Rreignbow Beanie

Sunset Knit Red Rreignbow Beanie

Camo Knit Red Rreignbow Beanie

Monochrome Knit Red Rreignbow Beanie

Winter Knit Red Rreignbow Beanie

Vanity Aberrant Hat

Yellow Wreathed Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Red Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Winter Knit Beanie

Autumn Red Rreignbow Knit Scarf

Sunset Red Rreignbow Knit Scarf

Camo Red Rreignbow Knit Scarf

Monochrome Red Rreignbow Knit Scarf

Professor New Polarity Woven Hat

Red Wreathed Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Pink Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Winter Red Rreignbow Knit Scarf

Red Leaf Patterned Circle Scarf

Orange Leaf Patterned Circle Scarf

Yellow Leaf Patterned Circle Scarf

Green Leaf Patterned Circle Scarf

Black Leaf Patterned Circle Scarf

Pink Wreathed Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Black Furious Red Rreign Plushie

Purple Leaf Patterned Circle Scarf

Candy Apple Loose Scarf

Firelight Loose Scarf

Evergreen Loose Scarf

Glacier Loose Scarf

Aurora Loose Scarf

Black Not-So-Furious Red Rreign Plushie

Winter Sunrise Dragon Beanbag

Charcoal Loose Scarf

Tundra Loose Scarf

Red Galaxy Wrap

Magenta Galaxy Wrap

Pearl Galaxy Wrap

Teal Galaxy Wrap

Winter Sunrise Dragon Hatchling

Particularly Snug Hat

Blue Galaxy Wrap

Rainbow Galaxy Wrap

Professor New Polarity Wrapped Scarf

Professor New Magnetized Knotted Scarf

Lililace Gray Days Knotted Scarf

Stolen Snowman Scarf

Drage Sew-On Patch

Reading Bunnies Plushie

Marez Ashar Tied Scarf

ThistleThief Will-U Patterned Scarf

Flashback Wild One Fancy Scarf

Day and Night Infinity Scarf

Sougara Bonfire Scarf

Fake Designer Scarf

Learning Bunny

Sweet and Sour Pumpkin Stickers

Sparklepire Scarf

Singed Ember Scarf

Black Square Scarf

Black Sidestripe Square Scarf

Green Square Scarf

Green Sidestripe Square Scarf

XL Bun Doll

Black Space Bunny Plushie

Brown Square Scarf

Brown Sidestripe Square Scarf

Beige Square Scarf

Beige Sidestripe Square Scarf

Blue Square Scarf

Blue Sidestripe Square Scarf

White Square Scarf

White Sidestripe Square Scarf

Strawberry Cereal

Chocolate Cereal


Banana Cereal

Cinna-Blob Cereal

Krunchy Keith-Os Cereal

Berry Cereal

Bolt Nuts Cereal

Hikei Halos Cereal

Linkem Wheats Cereal

Carton of Nonfat Milk

Bowl of Cereal

Shiny Spoon

Expired Get Mugged Gift Card

Snowy Village Get Mugged!

Get Mugged! T-shirt

Hashtag Coffee Shirt

Coffee Percolator of Dooom

Discarded Coffee Pot Terrarium

Jack-O-Lantern Coffee Pot

Dawn Coffee Pot

Sun Coffee Pot

Cream Coffee Pot

Field Coffee Pot

Dusk Coffee Pot

Twilight Coffee Pot

Arid Coffee Pot

Porcelain Lace Coffee Pot

Silver Lace Coffee Pot

Black Lace Coffee Pot

Travel Mug

Red Espresso Machine

Green Espresso Machine

Blue Espresso Machine

Black Espresso Machine

About Coffee

Get Mugged! Coffee Mints

Caffeinated Cinnamon Mints

Caffeinated Citrus Mints

Caffeinated Mints

Caffeine Is Your Friend

Poems About Coffee

Coffee Bean Plushie

Tiamo Coffee Beans

Cinnamon Coffee Beans

Vanilla-Nut Coffee Beans

Mocha Coffee Beans

Cookies and Cream Coffee Beans

Expired Coffee Beans

Special Dark Ground Coffee

Almond Butter Ground Coffee

Amaretto Mocha Ground Coffee

Coconut Creme Ground Coffee

Toasted Pecan Ground Coffee

Cinnamon Hazelnut Ground Coffee

Caramel Nut Ground Coffee

French Vanilla Ground Coffee

Cappuccino Truffle Ground Coffee

Campfire Blend Instant Coffee

Sunset Blend Instant Coffee

Forest Blend Instant Coffee

Midnight Blend Instant Coffee

Thunderstorm Blend Instant Coffee

Pumpkin Coffee Blend

Iced Black Coffee

Iced Espresso Coffee

Iced Hazelnut Coffee

Iced Mocha Coffee

Iced Caramel Coffee

Iced French Vanilla Coffee

Pumpkin Coffee Mug

Sweetheart Cappuccino


Simple Milk and Coffee

Classic Coffee

Programmer Coffee Mug

Coffee Sticker

Coffee Milk

Hard Coffee Soda

Deluxe Iced Coffee

Coffee Slushie

Berry Blast

Caramel Frappe Coffee

Mocha Cooler

Green Tea Coffee

Mint Chip Chill

Fusion Frenzy

Twilight Twinkle Juice


Milky Coffee

Coffee with Marshmallows

Coffee with Whipped Cream

Pumpkin Spice Coffee

Decadent Cinnamon Latte

Cinnamon Cappuccino

Eggnog Latte

Coffee Caramel Trifle

Elegant Nouveau Mocha

Elegant Nouveau Cappuccino

Elegant Nouveau Latte

Coffee Flavored Devonti Sundae

Creamy Iced Coffee

Lumberjack Coffee

Kumos Moon Latte

Heart Latte

Broken Heart Latte

Cherry Latte

Skull Latte

Star Latte

Snowflake Latte

Treble Clef Latte

Leaf Latte

Flower Latte

Wing Latte

Cozy Comforter

Siren Song Sticker

Cozy Cafes

Red Bamboo Tumbler

Yellow Bamboo Tumbler

Green Bamboo Tumbler

Blue Bamboo Tumbler

Black Bamboo Tumbler

Pay it Forward Coffee and Cookies

Coffee Run

Special Order Coffee


Directors Latte

Overly Complicated Latte

Cozy Pumpkin Spice Latte

Special Holiday Peppermint Mocha

Smushed Paper Coffee Cup

Ebil Coffee

Rift-Touched Coffee

Caffeinated Hot Sauce

Small Bottle of Coffee Syrup

Coffee Macarons

Coffee Jelly Pumpkin

Coffee Cake and Ice Cream

Cappuccino Marshmallow

Mini Cappuccino Chocolate Cube

Delicate Pumpkin Coffee Cake

Buttercream Rose Coffee Cake

Fancy Coffee Cake

Coffee Cake

Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake

Cinnamon Cream Coffee Cake

Coffee Fireside Teacake

Cappuccino Cupcake

Caramel Mocha Cupcake

Coffee Cake Get Mugged Pint

Mocha Frap Get Mugged Pint

Vanilla Latte Get Mugged Pint

Java Chip Get Mugged Pint

Caramel Macchiato Get Mugged Pint

Cappuccino Fudge Get Mugged Pint

Garnet Birthstone Collectible Mug

Pink Tourmaline Birthstone Collectible Mug

Topaz Birthstone Collectible Mug

Peridot Birthstone Collectible Mug

Emerald Birthstone Collectible Mug

Blue Zircon Birthstone Collectible Mug

Aquamarine Birthstone Collectible Mug

Sapphire Birthstone Collectible Mug

Pearl Birthstone Collectible Mug

Amethyst Birthstone Collectible Mug

Diamond Birthstone Collectible Mug

Glittery Mug

Zigzag Mug

Galaxy Mug

Red Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Pink Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Orange Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Yellow Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Blue Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Purple Handcrafted Coffee Mug

White Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Black Handcrafted Coffee Mug

Circuitboard Mug

Tartan Mug

Polka Dot Mug

Boney Mug

Moldy Mug

Camouflage Mug

Scaly Mug

Newsprint Mug


Cranky Cub Mug

Heart Mug

Toothy Mug

Snail Shell Mug

Kumos Collectible Mug

Elwood Collectible Mug

Plain Collectible Mug

Neapolitan Mug

Puzzled Mug

Snowflake Mug

Snowscape Decorative Mug

Pine Tree Decorative Mug

Stocking Decorative Mug

Snowmen Decorative Mug

Snowflake Decorative Mug

Number One Dad Collectible Mug

Souvenir Beach Mug

Red Festive Mug

Green Festive Mug

Blue Festive Mug

Plum Festive Mug

Pink Alien Mug

Orange Alien Mug

Yellow Alien Mug

Green Alien Mug

Turquoise Alien Mug

Blue Alien Mug

Purple Alien Mug

White Alien Mug

Gray Alien Mug

Opulent Antique Coffee Set

Grandiose Antique Coffee Set

Magnificent Antique Coffee Set

Elegant Antique Coffee Set

Divine Antique Coffee Set

Ace Pride Flag

Ace Heart Pin

Ace of Spades Eraser

Ace of Hearts Eraser

Ace of Clubs Sticker

Ace of Diamonds Sticker

Ace of Spades Sticker

Ace of Hearts Sticker

Pet Friends


My annoying older brother