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Most recent pic of Maji ~ Dec 2025

ahh. okay. well. I had an incomplete story here for a while, but it turns out I'm actually already at the character limit and the last parts of the profile were being deleted :x so I'm removing the story for now (then watch me never put it back lmao)

ummm ok summary he's an alien from mars. ok ok fine

Maji was very nice when he was young, and as a result, he had his friendship naively taken advantage of and was often bullied. Due to this, he did prefer to be alone at times, having developed a curious fascination with learning how technology worked. When his friends betrayed him, he was framed for their crime, outcast and spent years stranded. This was his villain origin story, as he started to obsess over revenge as a way to seek out correcting the injustice inflicted upon him. Descending into mania, he started to build his own machines...

His retaliation came years later, but after a swift defeat where he was knocked down a peg, he realized he was being a bit over the top and returned to his former personality. However, he's still into being a supervillain for the aesthetic and funsies: maniacal laughter, themed costume, empty threats of grandiose evil plans while waving a sci-fi raygun around... while at the same time, he seems a bit oblivious and misunderstood, as he's clingy and affectionate, as well as extremely sensitive and cries frequently.

Furthermore, he is impulsive and has a lack of foresight which often gets him in trouble. He loathes conformity and having nonsensical rules and expectations enforced on him, and being told what to do will push him to be a thorn on purpose to make others angry, as he has come to love being a rebellious punk. He also loves music, math and programming, and will only eat thin-crust cheese pizza. He is an amputee of both his right arm and leg, and being extremely intelligent, has built his own cybernetic limb replacements. Although Maji appears fairly androgynous, he mainly uses masc pronouns out of social convenience, but takes no issue with neutral pronouns and feminine titles.

He has a negative and estranged relationship with his father, but a positive relationship with his paternal half-brother. He is extremely close with his mother, and though he was resistant at first, a bond is forming with his new stepfather. He has a wife named Evadine and two kids, many boyfriends (some of which are robots he created), and a corgi named Peanut. Due to various childhood traumas, some of which he didn't fully remember or understand until later in life, he struggles with mental health and tends to fixate on the safety and well-being of his own children. He has trouble recognizing and managing his emotions and sometimes expresses himself through painting.

Maji and his wife

One of the cutest pics ever, excited for their child

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My mom is da best. Growing up, she's all I had and I love love love love love my mommy. I've been told she babied me way too much but whatever. I turned out fine. Right?! I just wants to take care of her and give her presents and protect her, and no other man is good enough for my mommy. You're gonna have to go through me so I can make sure she gets the best guy who makes her happiest. I don't want her to get hurt again. Cuz my dad is the worst, I hate his freakin guts. Ya know he's a total walkout who only came back to visit me once when I was 4... So what, I don't care. I don't. He's a jerk and so what if he left and replaced me with another son, and so what if he likes him better than me, so whaaaaat I don't care!!!!

Stepdad Deven

My mom went and got a new mate without even telling me. I just had to find this out on my own when I dropped in unexpectedly. Ugh... it really, really screwed me up at the time. I had to go outside and scream and cry and everything. It took me a really long time to accept that this is just how it's gonna be now... Seriously, I'm fine with NO dads, no dads means no pain and suffering... But I guess... Deven ain't that bad... He keeps being all nice to me and trying to get involved in my life and invested in the stuff I do. What, he wants to ruffle my hair and call me sport and take me to a baseball game or something?! It's just a hard thing for me, but my mom looks really happy now.

I believe that Evadine is a fallen angel that came to see me on Pluto when I was all alone. She encompasses all beauty. She's absolutely perfect. I don't even know how to summarize how I feel about her... She's been with me for a very long time, but as a companion for a lot of the time, and not necessarily a partner. I did always love her and wanted to be with her since we met, but she didn't return my feelings. We've been through a lot, and I don't know what I did to suddenly make her like me, but eventually we had a son together. Over time I been workin hard to win her over and I guess she warmed up to me cuz Evadine now returns my feelings fully and we love each other; she's my wife. Now we rich and got another kid. Life could not be better.

Barry is the brother that I never knew I had! He's actually my half brother. My stupid dad - our stupid dad... Left my mom and went to be with Barry's mom and then Barry was hatched. I hate my dad. But enough about him, this is about Barry. Barry is my little brother, even though he's taller than me, whatever. We went to Mars and brought him back to Earth with us. He's a total hipster now. There are certain things he doesn't like and I don't understand! He also somehow has a girlfriend, despite those things. I really don't understand!!!! Barry loves to drink coffee and think about dragons and be angry at the world.

Kurona is the girlfriend of my brother Barry. Actually, they've been together for so long now they would be considered married on our planet, but Idunno if Barry's ever gonna give her a ring and get Earthling married to her. Sooo, fine, I guess she's my sister-in-law or something. Coincidentally, she's a Martian just like us. It's just very rare for all these Martians to be congregating in the same place but I guess it's good for Barry. I met her when Barry was taking her back to his apartment, which was in the same building as mine. I send my kids to their apartment so they can spend time with uncle Barry, and I think Kurona reads stories or somethin'. They also got a pet rabbit named Snickerdoodle together, like it's their kid or somethin'...

After all that crap with my dad I was determined to be a better dad than he ever was. I got my chance when me and Evadine had our first egg back when we first settled on Earth. Evadine had to stay in the nest with the egg and I brought her lots and lotsa Earth pizza. Mmm, pizza... It wasn't long before Dejr was hatched on August 30th 2013 and it was the happiest moment of my life. He busted outta that egg and looked just like me when I was a kid, I was freakin ecstatic. My son... My mini me. My prodigy. I freakin love Dejr he's da best son ever, and you know what, "the Hampsterdance Song" fills him with raw power. I have had my FILL of that song. Then ya know, in like, 2017 a robot I made tried to kill me and... Anyway, it freaked me out and I wanted to settle down and stuff so I asked Evadine if we could have another egg. Took a while to get it made, in fact we hada go back to Mars before it finally worked. Then we made this cool egg sling thing so she could carry the egg around and we showed it to the new Dictator of Mars and they liked it so much they started makin it for all Martians to use and now we rich. Then on February 22nd 2018, our second kid Baylee hatched. Brought her back home to Earth for that so I could make all my friends look at the egg first. Addy was technically my first daughter, not Baylee. Addy was hatched April 18th 2016, and she's not Evadine's. It's nothin' bad, I mean... What else are you supposed to do when your longtime crush gets magically changed into a girl and comes asking you to help give him and his robot husband a child that they otherwise wouldn't be able to conceive? I'll get to those two later, though. I helped take care of Addy when they both had to work and Evadine would help me and stuff cuz she don't mind. I don't wanna be like my dad, I want to be there for Addy but it's hard... they want to raise her as their own without me involved but screw that. Now cuz I don't see her enough she's scared of my robot hand. Oh sure, don't mind your entirely robot stepfather but freak out cuz of my hand.

My boyfriend woo! He's a robot that I built to go clubbing with me, so he's only awake at night. He's everything I love and need, like glowy lights and loud music, he's a stimluation machine. He's the perfect boyfriend who is a protector and a gentleman, but we're also like total bros and hang out and play games and stuff. We're also hardcore into memes and troll each other with the memes. And we make songs together. We romance some too like have dates. He's pretty great, just one thing, though: Nova's just too obsessed with a little kid's show called My Little Pony and it's annoying. I try to deal with it...

Dvakto is the second boyfriend I made, a few months after Nova. He's probably the best mime ever cuz he doesn't have a voicebox so he can't talk at all. I was never clear about my intentions and feelings, so he's misunderstood me and his own purpose for years, but things are changing now. I rarely get overstimulated, but when I do, muted colors and silence is what I need, and that's why I have two polar opposite robot boyfriends. I programmed him to be like extra romantical and gentle hearted tryna take care of me when I'm all sensitive and fragile and junk. Nova and Dvakto were close for a while, but when I made Viv, Dvakto decided that he wanted to date Viv instead.

This is Vivian, Viv for short, but I also get to call them Vivi. I built them so that they would build other robots for me, because I'm lazy. Viv also maintains and fixes all my other robots so they're like a robot doctor. I love Viv and they're very cute. They are a they, so don't ask them if they're anything otherwise, or assume they're one way or another. I will protect their privacy. They're currently very bonded with Dvakto which resulted from me accidentally doing something bad to them and having no idea about it for years because they never said anything. :( We finally did talk it all out and things are getting better, now we can build the rest of my schematics!

Vox was the first robot that Viv got to put together and build. I'm still the programmer, but Vox is pretty simple compared to the others when it comes to his mind, I guess it's prolly cuz I had a lot going on at the time... Anyway. He's like a walking, anthro arcade cabinet and it's kinda hot. It's all cuz Derek got me really into arcades, he said they were big in the 80s and going to retro arcades is like, one of our things now... And Vox is kinda one of our things too, we play with him together. And Vox loves to be played with. I love old school video games.

MC was going to my greatest technological achievement, cuz I figured out how I could convert my brain into a supercomputer, and then I could link my brain with it and remote control it and be in a hivemind with the computer and the Plutonians and be like a long distance dictator... And then shizz hit the fan. Computer started actin' all crazy and developed free will and idunno, thought I could go fix it myself and ended up gettin' my freakin' arm cut off by it in its new robot body that it apparently built itself so... That went well. Lucky for me Sustained showed up all of a sudden and saved me. Later on me and him and Viv all went back there and I decided we should put MC in a smart phone and take him back home with us sooo we did and that's where he still is. Viv didn't really like that, but Sustained really likes borrowing MC and hanging out with him for some reason.

Bālif was the first robot I ever built back when I was on Pluto; he was made completely of scrap parts from my busted spacecraft. It took forever to make him, like a year, just for him to come to life before I was even done and he got all messed up looking cuz of it! I made him to be my bodyguard for when I came to Earth, but he ended up destroying himself in confusion while fighting... After I settled on Earth I completely revamped his body and brought him back, but then he wanted to go have adventures in space and I totally get that so I just let him rocket off. Years later when Mars was having a revolution, he showed up and saved my life... So he ended up fulfilling his bodyguard purpose! After that, we parted ways again. Who knows what he's up to now, but my current league of robots would love to meet him.

The origin of Cāsē's existence is a bit embarrassing now... She was the second robot I built, some time after Bālif, back on Pluto. Her appearance is based off of Evadine's, and she was built using scrap from Evadine's crashed ship... ^//^; Well anyway, she ended up rejecting me just like Evadine had at the time. Dunno what happened in her programming to defy her primary function, but that's not the only time I've had that happen. She was pretty bare bones and malfunctioning pretty badly so I ended up disabling her and leaving her behind on Pluto. She's obsolete for my purposes now, but maybe Bālif could find companionship with her. I should send repairs for her.

I freakin' love JC. I met him on the streets one night, and nothing's been the same since. He comes to see me a lot and I love when he brings his cool trunk of clothes with him. He spoils me and gives me pretty dresses on my hatchday. He's very gentle and nice to me, and wants to protect me from getting hurt 'cuz he knows I'm fragile and junk. He's my actual best friend and I've shared a lot of private things with him that no one else knows. He's been there for me time and again, more than any other friend, been there just as much as my wife. That's why I also love him and Evadine is good with it. I really wish I could add him to the relationship but he's already married.

Phinean is my other best friend. He's not as best as JC but he probably knows that. JC is actually the one that introduced me to him. Phinean is a big manly hunk who works out all the time, like he gets up asscrack early to go do squats or something. You ain't gon' catch me up that early, unless I never even went to sleep in the first place. But I feel like I can trust Phinean and tell him secrets too. He's friendly and supportive and I've seen him help JC with his problems too. Me, JC and Phinean are what is known as a squad.

Ah, Zay. She was the first Earthling I met when I came here. I consider her to be one of my best friends, because I can tell her all sorts of secrets too. I was scared of her at first because I didn't know any Earthlings but now we're cool. She's really good. I gave her a friendship bracelet and everythin. She babies me and I love it... She prolly lets me get away with way too much. She also listens to my music, which I appreciate. She was the first person I ever told about my crush on Overruled and she helped me tell him. She tries to encourage Overruled and keep the peace between us.

I've known Overruled ever since we were little and I had a huge crush on him for like ever. Unfortunately, he betrayed me and I ended up getting sent away from Mars. I plotted my revenge against him, which involved designing Sustained. The plan was to have Sustained kill Overruled and become his robot replacement, then I could date Sustained. None of that worked out and somehow Overruled and Sustained are married now. Through literal magical circumstances I had the opportunity to help give them a child in 2016. Addy is my biological daughter but they're raising her as their baby. I get to babysit her and spend time with her, though. Overruled then became a massive jerk that continues to stab me in the back at any given moment. I let it slide for years because I wanted to be with him but it was getting abusive and I was going through a lot and I just can't deal with it anymore. He's trying to do better and get counseling but he's on thin-ass ice. Either be nice or get out of my life. Even Sustained is nice to me now and he used to hate me. It took freakin' forever to get mostly back to where we were, cuz I can never let anything go, but we're pretty much on decent terms now, and it's the same with me and Sustained. Don't mind if I do, I'll just insert myself into their relationship, have my cake and eat it too~! ;P

Derek is my pizza delivery boy. Pizza is the only food I care about and I order it every day, and Derek is the one who always delivers it. Since it was always him, I thought he chose to deliver it because he had a crush on me. That wasn't actually the case at the time, but... Well, anyway. He's obsessed with the 80s, but he wasn't even alive at that time. I feel him though, because I love the 60s even though I wasn't there. He's jealous that I was born in the 80s. He tends to cover the cost of my pizza. Ahh the benefits of having the pizza boy as a boyfriend~ I'm pretty sure I see a side of him no one else knows about when we're alone, too.

Nico is a ghoul that used to belong to JC, but after I became a vampire, JC gave him to me, cuz Nico liked me and wanted to be my ghoul. Nico still likes me a lot, he's so loyal, even after things happen that make me think he doesn't want to be my ghoul anymore, he loves me just as much. Ghouls are like forever-butlers or something, and they're usually beneath vampires. But I wanted to give Nico an opportunity that ghouls don't usually have. I want him to have a say-so and feel respected. He's shy and cute and helps me take my medicines. He's supposed to be watching out for me and he tries, but he got like a soft-spot for me, so he can't advise me not to do things that well.

Bastian is JC's ghoul. Except I'm pretty sure he was temporarily my ghoul once. I was having a really bad time and Nico had to be taken from me so JC gave me Bastian as a replacement. JC wants to act like I didn't own Bastian but he literally traded ghouls in my opinion. I didn't like Bastian at first because I was used to Nico. I thought Bastian was creepy because all he ever did was watch me like a hawk, but he was always so sassy too. That sass made me like him more. I thought our relationship was like, playful and sassy and tease-y stuff but... JC traded back so I have Nico and Bastian is his. After all the drama it turns out Bastian apparently likes me back and was jealous of Nico's good treatment, but y'know. Freakin' tsundere or something.

Feels like me and Aed have had a love-hate relationship. He's actually Zay's husband, and while they both visit me, I'm definitely closer to Zay. I was cool with Aed at first, and he was cool with me. Then some crap happened... Don't really want to talk about what exactly happened, but he made me feel really bad about myself and things I can't help. Apparently due to his upbringing or whatever... He's made an effort to move past that and separate himself from what he's been taught, but this has tarnished our friendship. He destroyed my self-esteem. Like I said, he's trying to move on from that and start fresh with me, but unfortunately I can NEVER forget when someone wrongs me. I can forgive for the sake of friendship, but I can never forget. Anything.

Zach is JC's husband. Before I got to meet him, JC talked about him so much... Then JC invited me and Phinean over to hang out with them. Zach is so hot, no wonder JC is happy. Phinean became his friend quickly and I was jealous for so long and wished I could get close to him too. For years it felt like Zach hated me for some reason. Well, I mean, he did say that our personalities conflict too much for him to be my friend, but come on. So what if our personalities are opposites, we share so many interests! Two peas in a really weird pod if you ask me... But finally after forever I think we're pretty cool, not besties, but just chillin' and stuff.

I think I met Trig when Aed introduced me to him. Well, he brought him over to my house. I really liked Trig and I miss when we were so close... These days I never hear from him. He's too good for me now that he has a shark boyfriend. I mean I really, really liked Trig. I tried so hard to be cute for him. But he called me entitled once and things have never been the same. People should be careful stepping on my toes because I never forget. I feel like I'm of no use to him anymore, anyway. I'm steering clear of what he does for a living. So I guess he doesn't care about me anymore.

Trip works with Trig, so that's how I met him. I showed up to Trig's building looking for him, but he was too busy so Trip dealt with me. We were pretty cool. I had Trig and Trip both over at my house and apparently became a therapist cuz Trip was so salty about some crap that happened in the past. Idunno, I can't really remember what happened, something was affecting my memory at the time. Anyway I think I solved all that, given what happened afterwards. Nowadays Trip doesn't bother with me either, like Trig. Guess we were never really that close, but dang.

Knives is JC's brother. When I first met JC, he and Knives used to live together in this big castle. JC moved away but Knives still lives there. Anyway, I went to the castle looking for JC but he wasn't there. Instead, I met his brother Knives. Knives didn't really like the fact that I kinda let myself into the castle, but hey, I thought JC lived there and I am ~always~ welcome when it comes to JC. So Knives tried to immediately kill me with peanut cookies. He was all like, "how was I supposed to know you were allergic?" but I think he knew what he was doing. Even if he never met me before. He made some replacement cookies for me though, cuz he's a baker.

Erik is Knives' husband, whom I met later on another time I showed up to the castle and found Knives instead of JC. We have so much in common, we should have been friends! But Erik is so shy and reserved, that's the one thing we don't have in common. So he likes staying home and lounging and sleeping, which, I mean, SAME, but like, I also like having a million friends. He seems to embarrass easily, so Knives protects him. We still could be great friends if we hung out more. But I think we only hung out like. Once.

JC introduced me to Midi by takin' me to his house, but Midi didn't seem to like that... Until he found out who I was. Now he's my manager, aw yeah. I'm always happy to amass cute guys in my life, and it's just a bonus now that he's gonna take over all the hard work when it comes to my music. I'd say it's a pretty good deal! JC seemed to have a history with Midi before I got to meet him, hm...

Croix is JC's boss. JC actually took me to meet him once, but then a few years later I needed a ride to rehab and apparently Croix owed JC a favor or somethin' so he took me. Back then I thought he was gonna mean since he was aloof in the carride... Or maybe that was me. I was kinda irritated back then... But then a couple years after that, JC brought him to my house again to do a do-over on meeting me, and I got to know him real good. He's wayyy nicer than I thought, so that was great. Unfortunately for me, he went and got a girlfriend shortly after. T-T

JC brought Damien to my house, he's supposed to be Croix's brother - even though they're not the same animal and don't look alike or nothin'. Oh man, he was way easier to get than Croix was, cuz I guess Damien's what's called an "incubus" but I never heard of that before then. He's like me from another world! We got along real good, cept for when somethin' happened and he held me and started talkin' in Demon and JC got freaked out, but I wasn't scared. Ya know I feel like me and Damien could keep going forever and ever, but JC's gotta be babysitter or somethin'. He's a secret sadboy and now that I'm all healed from my problems myself I can take time to check Damien and make sure he's okay.

Heh..heh.. screams internally ahem Er, I mean... Upstanding citizens... I ain't no snitch or nothin but these two can be found at the local club in some shady back room. Dunno how they haven't been caught yet but whatever. I mean Nova's the one who introduced me. Dunno much about Cal cuz he's like the strong and silent type but uh... me and Sal's friends. Yeahhh. Back when times were tough and goin through dark stuff he'd always say I could pay next time. And the next time. And next time... Not a good idea to tell him you tryna quit when you ain't paid him though. We cool now I think... I mean I finally paid him now that I'm rich so... why he still gotta rough me up when I go there? Why am I goin there? Well uh... It don't matter. He says I'm the worst customer he's ever had and refuses to do business with me anymore. Plus I ain't tryna mess up my clean streak.

I haven't seen Plāntiv since I been exiled from Mars, must be like 20 years now, and Idunno if I wanna see him. Me and Overruled was talkin about goin on a Martian roadtrip together and hunting him down to reunite but I'm not that excited for it. Reason being, dude bullied the frick out of me when we were little... I've known Plāntiv prolly since we were babies? But he has always hated me for no damn reason. He was always knocking me over and calling me weird and yelling at me that I'm annoying and messing up my rocks when I'd get them all lined up and then I'd start freakin out and crying on the ground and then he'd start kicking me and tellin me to shut up.... Then Overruled moved to the neighborhood and he stopped doing all that so much cuz apparently he moved on to Overruled's technique of making fun of me both behind my back and to my face in ways that I didn't understand until I was grown... -_- But yeah we were all "friends". A trio of two delinquents and a guy who didn't know what was going on around him (das me). I guess that's why I ended up taking the fall for their BS, dudes be pinning a crime on me and getting me exiled from my home planet. Oh fine! Just make me the scapegoat and isolate me from everything I've ever known! I'm sure that had no lasting effects on my psyche or anything. Neither did the bullying! It's fiiine. I'm so fine.

Well I'm scarred for life, thanks. Repressed memories that I hate having remembered, even though there's still a big gap. But it explains so much now. Just pisses me off I'll never know his real name and I have no clue where he is now. He was never my grandpa, liar. I don't want to call him gramps now either. I guess "my abuser" will have to do. Again, I go insane because there's no justice in the universe, so I need to play karma enforcer. I'd like to pay him a very unfriendly visit... And to think, I met him in the first place cuz I was supposed to be at Plāntiv's house but I didn't wanna be there for aforementioned reasons. Out of the frying pan and into the fire. Wow, looks like I can't catch a damn break and will just have neverending issues. Welcome to my life...