Cira has a minion!

Claude the Phluf


The Angel Irion
Owner: Haiku

Age: 1 year, 11 months, 6 days

Born: November 15th, 2017

Adopted: 2 months, 3 weeks, 1 day ago

Adopted: July 29th, 2019


  • Level: 101
  • Strength: 100
  • Defense: 100
  • Speed: 100
  • Health: 100
  • HP: 100/100
  • Intelligence: 46
  • Books Read: 45
  • Food Eaten: 81
  • Job: Store Manager

"Sat outside my front window...
This story's going somewhere:
"He's well hung" and I am hanging up;
The calm before the storm set it off,
And the sun burnt out tonight."

Being a guardian sure wasn't an easy task, but as time went by, she got so used to it that it only felt natural to her, as if something she was born with — many many lives ago.
Cira is one of the most ancient angels to keep a watchful eye towards heaven, perhaps only younger than Egan but surely a lot wiser. From the purest white to the glimmering golden colors, her fur and feathers will easily make her look way younger than she actually is.
Her mission was always so clear in her heart, and she is perhaps the bravests of the entire holy army herself, carrying both the wisdom of so many centuries alive and a big and bulky body with the strenght of an Archan and claws as sharp as the Festers'. Plus the fact that she likes to lead the troops — she believes she makes a good mother.
Nobody amongst the angels would ever dare to challenge her.
Until one day...

The skies had darken as if a thick smoke took over the entire globe in a matter of minutes, and she wasn't fast enough to get there in time to prevent more damage. Her soldiers were all caught by surprise for there was barely no time between the darkening and the attack, and the war started the moment the gates were broken.

— "Egan! Allow me to fix this!"
— "Wait now, let me see where this is going..."
— "Give me permission NOW!"
— "Cheese, woman! Sure sure, go ahead then."

She dived through the clouds but even though they were fast enough, being caught by surprise did define that battle. Cira fought relentlessly to keep those nightmares away from the sanctity of her home and by doing so, to keep their heaven as it used to be, the temple to all those angels. But then she noticed, many of them were running away, throwing themselves from the gates and flying back to, probably, solid ground. This not only enfuriated the fighter inside her, but also wrapped her up in pure concern. Some of those angels were too young, too innocent and unprepared to return to the world of the living. She cried for help, but where was Egan?!
The battle took many days to be done — seven, exactly. Until her and some of her most faithful soldiers managed to control the damage and sweep the darkness away. Heaven was chaotic by then, many angels were missing and there was much to rebuild. With the leader absent, Cira took over the skies and had a group in charge of healing the place, while she had other plans in mind for herself. Well now not only she was the leader of paradise, she was also really, really angry, and with her descent from the sky she expects to find many answers: Who caused all of that mess, what happened to the angels that fell off in battle and most importantly, where in heavens was Egan?! And this wouldn't be a very pleasant talk.

"What you do on your own time's just fine.
My imagination's much worse, I just never want to know.
What meant the world imploded, inflated then demoted all
My oxygen to product gas and suffocated my last chance."

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Adopted from Bliss;
Story and art by Haiku.
Profile coding: FallenSamurai;
Background image from Videoblocks;
Lyrics: Calm Before The Storm by Fall Out Boy.

Pet Treasure

Silver Old Key

Secret Garden Key

Ornate Radiator Key

Swanky Writing Desk

Sturdy Radiator Key

Midnight Old Key

Magical Key

Key to My Heart

Key Charm

Gold Old Key

Frozen Rose Key

Fragile Radiator Key

Dusty Old Key

Swanky Vanity Desk

Stolen Bedroom Key

Brass Old Key

Antique Radiator Key

Pet Friends

Where the hell are you? We need to talk.

You will be punished for your treason.

You are doing a great work, keep it up.

Dear, what happened to you?

I feel you are hiding something...

Sweetie, let go of that and return home.

That's foolish, my dear, come to your senses.

Darling, you can't save the whole world.

You were forbidden to follow me!

Ah, yes, you will serve me well, protector...