Experiments, Zappers and DUST, oh my!
A large BOOM dissipates throughout the Darkside. It appears that a building has been turned to dust! The original zappper, oh no!
Uh, whoops! Sorry guys, that’s my bad. Oh but hey, my experiment worked! Look at me, I’m all rejuvenated. Nothing like a bit of mad science to keep your body trim. Huh. I guess I used a bit too much energy though and destroyed the competition. Who would have foreseen such a completely accidental happenstance. cough Oh well, it’s not like that other guy…clawsion…terracoon? was really much use to anyone. Done you all a favor, really. It’s ok, he didn’t get caught in the blast! I totally saw him running away, probably gone to live in Riverside with the swampies. He did love those swampies.
Moving on, my zapper is much better anyway! The one TRUE zapper. Come visit it, I even upgraded it to have something I think is pretty fly if you like experiments as much as me. The EXPERIMENTS ONLY option! For just a small fee, that I will totally use to fund the making of MORE experiments, you can ensure that your zap is not wasted on lame /normal/ pets or stat gains or stuff like that. Experiments all the way! EXPERIMENTS FOREVER!
Oh, except I have these two duds for you today. I mean, some people told me they were super adorable or something but where is the fun in that? If you want super adorable there are plenty of normal subeta pets for that. I should be creating cool things that are oozing and dripping and have tentacles. I was going to call these failures and move on but I guess they can stay, if you people really do like abominations like these. Cute. Bleh.
Posted by [NPC] Euclid
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Yeaaahhhhh, I'm slowly going broke from this. Giraffe's refusing to actually BE a giraffe.
Both of these experiments are awesome! I need the scribble form of that red panda experiment holy smokes it's adorable.
So glad I didn't impatiently get a Miracle Potion II like I was planning. So far I've had almost every experiment except #1550, but I love these feature! Thank you :heart:
hollas at Euclid
hollas at Euclid
Also on a side note: Please let it be Ian's turn next! I can't wait to see how he turns out. awaits hotness eagerly
I'm gone for a few days and am welcomed back with this hottie? Heck yes!
I love how he looks so much more like an actual man than a pubescent teenage boy. Sadly though, just one more fictional man that I can never have.
And the experiment only thing? THANK YOU! :D
I love how he looks so much more like an actual man than a pubescent teenage boy. Sadly though, just one more fictional man that I can never have.
And the experiment only thing? THANK YOU! :D
Yay...and boooooo.
It will be harder now to get the achievements for types of pets. I avoided this zapper because of the expense, but now I don't have a choice. I appreciate the change and understand the need, but I really preferred the old zapper.
It will be harder now to get the achievements for types of pets. I avoided this zapper because of the expense, but now I don't have a choice. I appreciate the change and understand the need, but I really preferred the old zapper.
This makes me very happy! All my pets are experiments, I collect them. :D And I'm 3 days away from my account b-day gift (another pet slot)! YAY!!!
I neeeed that red panda for my Sasaleh!!! It's just perfect, as if it was invented just for him <3
So happy, I've been zapping forever for certain experiments, now I actually have a chance to complete them in this lifetime!!!!
WOAH. Your pet transformed into a Experiment #104. Where does Euclid find these experiments?!
Hee hee I got the regular raccoon. Cute! I hope I don't get the sloth soon or it will be tough to keep zapping. lol
Hee hee I got the regular raccoon. Cute! I hope I don't get the sloth soon or it will be tough to keep zapping. lol
Can I take you home with the experiments, Euclid~?
Both of these are amazing, I really want the armadillo sloth. ;_;
Both of these are amazing, I really want the armadillo sloth. ;_;
I'm so excited that there's an experiment only option! I remember begin super frustrated with I was zapping Georjetta and I kept getting a lot of great pets but not the experiment I wanted
This must be the best news post in a while!
Great revamp on Euclid, good idea to remove one of the zappers, great sP sink to have an Experiment-only zap, and 2 adorable new pets on top of all that? Nice!
Great revamp on Euclid, good idea to remove one of the zappers, great sP sink to have an Experiment-only zap, and 2 adorable new pets on top of all that? Nice!
I really love the new feature, as I love experiments. However, I'd appreciate if we could bring back the active pet first option. I'm worried about accidentally zapping the wrong pet.
Wow! Those experiments are amazing! :D
I both love the pangolin/sloth and red panda moth. Glad that the Zapper is getting attention!
Looking forward to seeing more experiment-like pets fingers crossed for a lizard
I both love the pangolin/sloth and red panda moth. Glad that the Zapper is getting attention!
Looking forward to seeing more experiment-like pets fingers crossed for a lizard
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I just read that.I totally saw him running away, probably gone to live in Riverside with the swampies. He did love those swampies.
HOW FUCKING TRUE IS THAT.
THOSE GOD DAMN SWAMPIES.
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WOAH. Your pet transformed into a Experiment #7777. Where does Euclid find these experiments?!