Experiments, Zappers and DUST, oh my!
A large BOOM dissipates throughout the Darkside. It appears that a building has been turned to dust! The original zappper, oh no!
Uh, whoops! Sorry guys, that’s my bad. Oh but hey, my experiment worked! Look at me, I’m all rejuvenated. Nothing like a bit of mad science to keep your body trim. Huh. I guess I used a bit too much energy though and destroyed the competition. Who would have foreseen such a completely accidental happenstance. cough Oh well, it’s not like that other guy…clawsion…terracoon? was really much use to anyone. Done you all a favor, really. It’s ok, he didn’t get caught in the blast! I totally saw him running away, probably gone to live in Riverside with the swampies. He did love those swampies.
Moving on, my zapper is much better anyway! The one TRUE zapper. Come visit it, I even upgraded it to have something I think is pretty fly if you like experiments as much as me. The EXPERIMENTS ONLY option! For just a small fee, that I will totally use to fund the making of MORE experiments, you can ensure that your zap is not wasted on lame /normal/ pets or stat gains or stuff like that. Experiments all the way! EXPERIMENTS FOREVER!
Oh, except I have these two duds for you today. I mean, some people told me they were super adorable or something but where is the fun in that? If you want super adorable there are plenty of normal subeta pets for that. I should be creating cool things that are oozing and dripping and have tentacles. I was going to call these failures and move on but I guess they can stay, if you people really do like abominations like these. Cute. Bleh.
Posted by [NPC] Euclid
Evanesce
I love everything about this. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Euclid seem suspect, isn't anyone worried that whoever this is may have done something to the real Euclid.
Ohgod that revamp is way too hot, that is not ok. Its awesome, maybe too awesome.
Those new pets are adorable, and the new zapper is going to be amazing! No more only getting experiments from the adoption that have crap names xD
Those new pets are adorable, and the new zapper is going to be amazing! No more only getting experiments from the adoption that have crap names xD
Clever sink!
and oh lord that scribble panda. I'm not into scribble pets but DEAR LORD is that precious.
and oh lord that scribble panda. I'm not into scribble pets but DEAR LORD is that precious.
o3o.... Dat revamp~
DAT REVAMP AND THAT OPTION AND YAY SP SINK AND EXPERIMENTS!!
And also that revamp >u>... -reaches out to pet- |D
BRB CLEANING UP INVENTORY AND ZAPPING THE SHIT OUT SOME PET u.... ALso the alert from the main page is gone telling you how long until you can zap again.
DAT REVAMP AND THAT OPTION AND YAY SP SINK AND EXPERIMENTS!!
And also that revamp >u>... -reaches out to pet- |D
BRB CLEANING UP INVENTORY AND ZAPPING THE SHIT OUT SOME PET u.... ALso the alert from the main page is gone telling you how long until you can zap again.
OH NO. I NEED THE RED PANDA MOTH EXPERIMENT THING. FUUUUUUUUUUU....
Time to re-think my Bhakoru Transformation Service...... D8 (cuznowiwanttousethatpetslotforanexperiment)
Time to re-think my Bhakoru Transformation Service...... D8 (cuznowiwanttousethatpetslotforanexperiment)
Oh a red panda pet. I'll just bury myself and die now. Send my last paycheck to my grave.
Because I'm dead.
Because I'm dead.
Sadly, I was using the other zapper, but I suppose I can try the new one now. Just a bit sad to see it go. The rest is all cool though.
Wow :o I never liked the idea of having to zap forever and I always turned a blind eye to experiment pets because I know they aren't easy to get. This new feature though, I might actually have to reconsider my pet family now!
Ahhh! Thanks! I'd given up getting my pet the experiment I want, this will make it so much easier.
And the new ones are so cute!
And the new ones are so cute!
There is zero amount of the news update that I don't absolutely fucking love. I require both of these experiments like now. OMG
This is really cool =D I'm wondering if the default pet could be the active pet again ...don't want to accidentally zap the wrong one o_0 Thank you ^^
willingly uses this sP sink After 106 zaps of my pet, I had just basically given up. Now that I'll have a limited amount of options I can go through to get what I want I AM TOTALLY WILLING TO PAY FOR THAT.
Hot damn Euclid...you got sexy! :o
Gorgeous revamp! Plus I love love love the new experiment pets. So cute :3
Gorgeous revamp! Plus I love love love the new experiment pets. So cute :3
Oh that scribble 104 T3T
Holy revamps, Euclid! sigh Why are all the men of my dreams cartoons? :p
Holy revamps, Euclid! sigh Why are all the men of my dreams cartoons? :p
Oh my goodness... the sloth/pangolin experiment is glorious. But the moth/red panda experiment is MAGNIFICENT AND I NEED IT.
Well, I never considered any scribble pet until now. Face down, tongue out, assume the position! XD
I recently started zapping so this is semi confusing but I am sure I will figure it out. cries at the rubble of the old building and lays flowers by it
@Wolf_Spirit
Still random but you will only ever get an Experiment in that zap so there's no more random pet/color changes you can get right to the point if you're trying for just an experiment pet only.
Still random but you will only ever get an Experiment in that zap so there's no more random pet/color changes you can get right to the point if you're trying for just an experiment pet only.
I'm slightly confused about the Experiments Only section. Is it an experiment of choice or is it still random?
This is awesome but is there no longer a timer to let you know how long you have for cooldown on this? I just zapped my pet and it didn't pop up with a timer to let me know how long I have left, and I forgot to set it as alert. Or is this a problem on my end?
Okay, this is something I absolutely love!
Also Euclid and those new experiments look amazing!
Maybe #625 will be mine soon! <3
Also Euclid and those new experiments look amazing!
Maybe #625 will be mine soon! <3
That Scribble red panda moth is an accurate representation of how I've been handling adulthood so far. I identify with it on a spiritual level and now I think I need one.
OH MY GOSH. So much incredible in one news post.
I have to seriously consider if I want an experiment enough to change one of my pets because that sP sink is waaaaay too tempting. And these experiments. I'm in love with the four that have been released this month! I'm loving February right now xD
I have to seriously consider if I want an experiment enough to change one of my pets because that sP sink is waaaaay too tempting. And these experiments. I'm in love with the four that have been released this month! I'm loving February right now xD