Experiments, Zappers and DUST, oh my!

The Mini Ultimate Pet Zapper




A large BOOM dissipates throughout the Darkside. It appears that a building has been turned to dust! The original zappper, oh no!







Uh, whoops! Sorry guys, that’s my bad. Oh but hey, my experiment worked! Look at me, I’m all rejuvenated. Nothing like a bit of mad science to keep your body trim. Huh. I guess I used a bit too much energy though and destroyed the competition. Who would have foreseen such a completely accidental happenstance. cough Oh well, it’s not like that other guy…clawsion…terracoon? was really much use to anyone. Done you all a favor, really. It’s ok, he didn’t get caught in the blast! I totally saw him running away, probably gone to live in Riverside with the swampies. He did love those swampies.



Moving on, my zapper is much better anyway! The one TRUE zapper. Come visit it, I even upgraded it to have something I think is pretty fly if you like experiments as much as me. The EXPERIMENTS ONLY option! For just a small fee, that I will totally use to fund the making of MORE experiments, you can ensure that your zap is not wasted on lame /normal/ pets or stat gains or stuff like that. Experiments all the way! EXPERIMENTS FOREVER!







Oh, except I have these two duds for you today. I mean, some people told me they were super adorable or something but where is the fun in that? If you want super adorable there are plenty of normal subeta pets for that. I should be creating cool things that are oozing and dripping and have tentacles. I was going to call these failures and move on but I guess they can stay, if you people really do like abominations like these. Cute. Bleh.



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Posted by [NPC] Euclid

CakeMoose
red panda-cecropia moth and also a pangolin-sloth??
Euclid update??
Zapper experiment guarantee option??

POST OF THE YEAR
HYPEBEAST
Sorry, don't care about experiments!
Kink
Oh, those are some cute experiments. That Ecluid though.
Mackenzi
Ohhh myyy gooosh experiments only?!?!?! Yeessss, yesssssss
Tango
Argh... I need that panda xD
Balloon
"I’m Euclid: the one and only, in human form, absolutely not a wyllop"

...uh was he ever a wyllop? Was the guy at the old zapper a wyllop? I really never paid attention.

...this IS kinda suspicious. I wonder if-- gets distracted by how low he's wearing his pants

Um, yeah. He kinda reminds me of an evil Professor Sycamore now. Hot and scruffy, rowr.
Glint
What a great change!
Loop
Holy crap
Balloon
I think someone was jealous of the action Ian's getting and decided to up his game.
FENNEC
That red panda*3*-sparkly eyes-
Euclid YOU FINALLY GOT A REVAMP! FINNNNNNAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Oasis
Dat hottie Euclid! And I've got to really get new pet slots!
Zekumi
Ritual
Euclid. BABY.
Oh yes, and everything else is awesome too c:
Lily
Fuuu... I accidentally hit "Back to Darkside" instead of "Zap this pet" and now it won't let me zap for another 2 hours. :(
Sleeb
Oh no, he's hot.
Tribble
I am just happy the "small fee" is SP and not CSC!
Jane
SO. HAPPY. WITH. ALL. OF. THIS. UGH. ♥️ ♥️ ♥️
Thaliel
so there is only one zapper now instead of 2...I actually liked having 2 different zappers
TaintedTamer
I'm going to need that red panda moth, what a SUPER CUTIE! <3
Cheshire
Also the blue experiment looks very similar to a pangolin and I think that is totally cool!!!
Amy
Welp someone just became my new Subeta crush. ♥
Meow.
Karissa
THESE PETS THOUGH ♥️
Griffin
Lichen
I wish I had the money to buy more pet slots. I'm loving all of these experiment pets!
Song_745
Damn, you got hunky, Euclid

Also, those pets! Love love LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE both of them!
Cheshire
THANK YOU SEXY UPGRADED ZAPPING MAN.
InkSpell
OH MY GOSH. I LOVE these! They are so ADORABLE! Especially that Red Panda/ Moth-combination! <3
Taiho
That red panda moth thing I think will be great for the characters I've been looking for a subeta pet for. Yes. Time to get some more pet slots.

And the scribble version is adorable. I will need one of them too. So cute
Stiles
YOU GUYS ARE SO ON POINT LATELY WITH PETS
Natsume
EUCLID.. wow I can't even spell anymore
Natsume
Hello Elucid, you look mighty fine today.
ALSO THOSE PETS ARGH I've been wanting an experiment pet for awhile now.
Yoshi
Mmmm, I'm going to need more pet slots so I can grab some of these pets. :3c VIOLENT WINKING AND NUDGING
Xolopendra
HEAVY BREATHING
Snowflake
he's hot and i like the pets :D
8=8
Just came back from a short vacation. What an adorable surprise to come back to! I love my Experiment to bits and pieces, but maybe I should consider getting him a friend...
PinkiePie
Rarrrr
selenicseas
Those new experiments are beautiful! Aaah :D
Virtual
Perhaps we can keep the defaulted selection to your active pet? Thanks!
Sovereign
i need those experiments oh my god
Cylum
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Woah woah WOAH
Hellbent
OH GOSH THIS IS SO GREAT! and i'm really loving the experiment only option
Cylum
Oozy tentacle pets!!
Sharl
O_o Holy crap, when did Euclid get hot? ~fans self~
Zieu
oh my god the red moth panda thing
kimcl91
OKAY..so I guess imma just turn all my pets into experiments because gezz you guys keep making it EVEN HARDER TO PICK!!!!! Goodness that red panda but that sloth!!! Omg that sloth is the cutest thing ever. I am s glad there is a experiment only option, each time I zapped my pet before hand it never changed into another pet.

Euclid redraw is pretty nice too btw way. Can defiantly see his age! But not in a bad way though...but it looks like he could use some fresh clothes haha xD
Robin
HOT DAMN EUCLID

Speiro
It's always so sad to see new experiments, because I know they'll never be available in other colors. :( These are adorable.

And nooooo, the old zapper! D: I've been using it religiously for just over a year. So many stat gains. At least I got a lot of use out of it before it exploded.
Silvanesti
Redpandaredpandaredpandaredpandaredpanda
Futurama
goes to turn all pets into experiments
Rue
Awe so cutexD
Though I have no pet to zap :c

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