Experiments, Zappers and DUST, oh my!
A large BOOM dissipates throughout the Darkside. It appears that a building has been turned to dust! The original zappper, oh no!
Uh, whoops! Sorry guys, that’s my bad. Oh but hey, my experiment worked! Look at me, I’m all rejuvenated. Nothing like a bit of mad science to keep your body trim. Huh. I guess I used a bit too much energy though and destroyed the competition. Who would have foreseen such a completely accidental happenstance. cough Oh well, it’s not like that other guy…clawsion…terracoon? was really much use to anyone. Done you all a favor, really. It’s ok, he didn’t get caught in the blast! I totally saw him running away, probably gone to live in Riverside with the swampies. He did love those swampies.
Moving on, my zapper is much better anyway! The one TRUE zapper. Come visit it, I even upgraded it to have something I think is pretty fly if you like experiments as much as me. The EXPERIMENTS ONLY option! For just a small fee, that I will totally use to fund the making of MORE experiments, you can ensure that your zap is not wasted on lame /normal/ pets or stat gains or stuff like that. Experiments all the way! EXPERIMENTS FOREVER!
Oh, except I have these two duds for you today. I mean, some people told me they were super adorable or something but where is the fun in that? If you want super adorable there are plenty of normal subeta pets for that. I should be creating cool things that are oozing and dripping and have tentacles. I was going to call these failures and move on but I guess they can stay, if you people really do like abominations like these. Cute. Bleh.
Posted by [NPC] Euclid
Quote:
OH GOSH NO. WHY EUCLID.WOAH. Your pet transformed into a Experiment #7463. Where does Euclid find these experiments?!
On another note I super, super love the new feature for guarantee experiment zap!
Omfg the scribble butterfly/red panda XD Here's hoping the zapper starts being nicer to me with the experiments only option~ Need that shark lobster
omg the red panda makes me wish experiments could be other colors aside from scribble and common, something like Arid or Silver or something would look soooooo awesome but that would be a lot of extra work haha
i still need one of the pandaaaas
i still need one of the pandaaaas
...Was Euclid always that hot? XD
Also, PANGOLIN-SLOTH. and RED PANDA-MOTH. I don't have anyone to zap, but they're both super adorable.
Also, PANGOLIN-SLOTH. and RED PANDA-MOTH. I don't have anyone to zap, but they're both super adorable.
Can we have the 'active pet' option back though? I don't want to accidentally zap my good pets. 3: Just a suggestions.
But seriously, I LOVE ALL OF THIS. REVAMP. SP SINK. EXPERIMENT ONLY. NEW EXPERIMENTS.
I CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THIS. cries tears of joy
I NEED MORE PET SLOTS FOR ALL THESE CUTIES!
I CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THIS. cries tears of joy
I NEED MORE PET SLOTS FOR ALL THESE CUTIES!
pangolin experiment??? nice
also wow euclid was long overdue for a revamp. much better (tho i am still judging his decision to not wear a shirt, that is terrible lab protocol)
also wow euclid was long overdue for a revamp. much better (tho i am still judging his decision to not wear a shirt, that is terrible lab protocol)
I''m glad I spent 5 million on experiment essence or whatever that item is called two days ago :/
Dawww! I love that Red Panda Butterfly thingy, but I don't know who to zap! And that armadillo sloth is a real cutie as well!
Lol, nice detail. Now imagine the old zapper clawsion-terracoon-thing coming back all mutated as a challenger /cough