Experiments, Zappers and DUST, oh my!
A large BOOM dissipates throughout the Darkside. It appears that a building has been turned to dust! The original zappper, oh no!
Uh, whoops! Sorry guys, that’s my bad. Oh but hey, my experiment worked! Look at me, I’m all rejuvenated. Nothing like a bit of mad science to keep your body trim. Huh. I guess I used a bit too much energy though and destroyed the competition. Who would have foreseen such a completely accidental happenstance. cough Oh well, it’s not like that other guy…clawsion…terracoon? was really much use to anyone. Done you all a favor, really. It’s ok, he didn’t get caught in the blast! I totally saw him running away, probably gone to live in Riverside with the swampies. He did love those swampies.
Moving on, my zapper is much better anyway! The one TRUE zapper. Come visit it, I even upgraded it to have something I think is pretty fly if you like experiments as much as me. The EXPERIMENTS ONLY option! For just a small fee, that I will totally use to fund the making of MORE experiments, you can ensure that your zap is not wasted on lame /normal/ pets or stat gains or stuff like that. Experiments all the way! EXPERIMENTS FOREVER!
Oh, except I have these two duds for you today. I mean, some people told me they were super adorable or something but where is the fun in that? If you want super adorable there are plenty of normal subeta pets for that. I should be creating cool things that are oozing and dripping and have tentacles. I was going to call these failures and move on but I guess they can stay, if you people really do like abominations like these. Cute. Bleh.
Posted by [NPC] Euclid
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holy crapoli, this entire post is amazing. forevermore.
Well, I won't use that new option but the new pets are cute. I guess this means no more active zapper pet since they aren't at the top of the drop down anymore. quick mourns the loss of the previous zapper
They are both absolutely amazing, but I know I'm going to spend all my sP on trying to get that red panda! @User not found: _@
When did Euclid hit puberty?!
Love both experiments so much!
Can't go through February without a couple of 'cute' experiments imo.
Love both experiments so much!
Can't go through February without a couple of 'cute' experiments imo.
The scrawly red panda is adorable. Love it.
I'm not a fan of experiments, but I think lots of people do and that there's an option just to have experiments is a GREAT idea.
I'm not a fan of experiments, but I think lots of people do and that there's an option just to have experiments is a GREAT idea.
LoganI LOVE the Red Panda experiment. Really hope to get one, one day.
Used the new zapper twice so far, both times with the Experiments Only option and got the same experiment both times (pet hadn't been changed at all between zaps). Pretty disappointing after spending 800k, so will only be using it occasionally.
Used the new zapper twice so far, both times with the Experiments Only option and got the same experiment both times (pet hadn't been changed at all between zaps). Pretty disappointing after spending 800k, so will only be using it occasionally.
Oh my Keith, Euclid suddenly all hot and manly. I wish Ian would get his revamp too soon. ♥
Great day! Not only wonderful Experiments, and I might need the Sloth for Anonymous, but also a great revamp of an NPC- finally he looks nice. :D
First: OMG, dat revamp! <3 <3
Second: dat sloth <3 and scribble raccoon <3
Third: love love love the new experiment option
Second: dat sloth <3 and scribble raccoon <3
Third: love love love the new experiment option
I think I just made some funny noises! That red panda butterfly/moth experiment is just perfect! :O got to have it! And great makeover too!
Like wow. so much happy feelings!
- that revamp
- holy crap experiment zapping, AWYESSSS
- Those experiments
- THOSE EXPERIMENTS
400k doesn't seem like enough for the guaranteed experiment. I love both of these new pets, though!
.... Two epic pets that I have no story for but want so bad. Even more cute little tongue sketchy drawing. Super hot NPC update. (I'm ignoring how horrible he -looks- like he -smells-. Even saying that... shivers.) The most epic Zaptastic update experiment doohicky and .. I just don't even know man. You've just broke my brain with all this greatness.
I don't know what Euclid was eating when he went through puberty, BUT I WANT IT.
Thanks for the utterly incredible pets, subeta! <3
Thanks for the utterly incredible pets, subeta! <3
The red panda butterfly is so… elegant! _ Not gonna lie, I can't stop staring at its eyes.
@LoftyBalloon
Apparently, Ian accidentally turned Euclid into a Wyllop and didn't figure out how to fix it for five years. o_O
@LoftyBalloon
Apparently, Ian accidentally turned Euclid into a Wyllop and didn't figure out how to fix it for five years. o_O
Definitely hope to get the timer back and make our active pet first choice, but I'm loving the changes!
i was a wimp before the zapper....Now I'm a JERK and EVERYONE LOVES ME.
He's trying to get Ian's popularity guys. He's trying so hard.
He's trying to get Ian's popularity guys. He's trying so hard.
You guys are fricking killing me. The revamp is incredible. Both pets are SO awesome, but that red panda moth? Come on. It's too good, really.
I need that 104 so badly, I've already started zapping. I do agree I hope the timer comes back, as well as the active pet being the first choice for zapping (even if it's not my active I want as that cutie)
BUT SERIOUSLY, you have no idea how happy I am that I can pay sP to -guarantee- an experiment.
(Also giggling at the thought of Ian getting irritated at Euclid for showing off, I mean what he's not irritated nope, nu uh, what science rivalry shhhhh)
(Also giggling at the thought of Ian getting irritated at Euclid for showing off, I mean what he's not irritated nope, nu uh, what science rivalry shhhhh)
THE RED PANDA FACE ON THE SCRIBBLE VERSION IS SO ADORABLE GOSH.
but ok the sloth thing omggggg i want.
but ok the sloth thing omggggg i want.
Holy shit...ridiculously cute red panda/moth thing...I ABSOLUTELY NEED THIS AND ACTUALLY HAVE A LOYALTY SLOT TOTEM!
Oh my god I love it....;w;
Best thing ever on subeta other than Oatmeal.
Euclid's looking fine and the other bits of this news post are nice...but...red panda moth thing!! >______<
Oh my god I love it....;w;
Best thing ever on subeta other than Oatmeal.
Euclid's looking fine and the other bits of this news post are nice...but...red panda moth thing!! >______<
Euclid, you're a man now!!! All grown up... ; w;
(hominahominahominahominaHOMINA)
and those experiments, my goodness THEY ARE SO ADORABIBS~~ <3 <3 <3
(hominahominahominahominaHOMINA)
and those experiments, my goodness THEY ARE SO ADORABIBS~~ <3 <3 <3