Information
Peanut the Queenie
Majistrat
Legacy Name: Majistrat
The Galactic Warador
Owner: Luck
Age: 10 years, 10 months, 2 weeks
Born: June 9th, 2013
Adopted: 10 years, 10 months, 2 weeks ago
Adopted: June 9th, 2013
Statistics
- Level: 732
- Strength: 1,830
- Defense: 1,826
- Speed: 1,826
- Health: 1,825
- HP: 1,810/1,825
- Intelligence: 2,288
- Books Read: 2253
- Food Eaten: 9929
- Job: Director of SAI
Stellar
Sci-fi Soap Opera
Rated Teen+ for violence/action
I wrote a story once but it was way too long for the character limit so yeah. Guess I'll summarize what this is.
Mars was in a very oppressed state under the dictator called Ajudikāt, who was literally the worst dictator Mars has ever had. He worked decades to oppress the population to fit his strict standards and ideals. In control for around fifty or more Earth years, he did things like: hid historical documents from the public, rewrote history and banned books and learning, controlled how money and the economy worked, had heavy control over all utilities such as being in control over distribution of bedding, food, and anything else, demoted women Martians to a lower class, banned anything that wasn't strictly heterosexual, and created propaganda that influenced a constant "baby boom". Heavily overpopulated, many Martians were poor. Punishment was severe for every crime. There were no trials, no jail, and all criminals for any offense were ejected from the planet via rocket, sent into space to live or die. It was a terrible time to be a Martian on Mars.
Under the rule of Ajudikāt, Majistrāt (AKA Maji) was hatched in the Earth year 1986, and was only raised by his mom, Konsilēāt, because his dad, Arbitrāt abandoned them. As a child, Maji had two other friends, Ōvrruld and Plantiv. Plantiv bullied Maji, and Maji developed a crush on Ōvrruld, but he could never tell him due to the strict laws. Plantiv influenced Ōvrruld to start a life of crime and the kids became little thugs. Maji didn't want anything to do with it, so he stopped hanging out with them. To get back at Maji for not joining their gang, Ōvrruld framed Maji for a mugging he did. Thus, Maji was ejected from the planet for a crime he didn't commit.
The rocket ship Maji was sent away and crashed on Pluto. A mysterious cyan colored crystal sliced Maji's cheek, and Maji suffered multiple other injuries to internal organs. He discovered a different race of aliens, dubbed Plutonians, large insectoid creatures with a hivemind. He quickly became the leader of them, and used them for manual labor and as a food source. He built a lair - which he branded MAJICORP - where he would exact his revenge on Ōvrruld, who stole his heart and stabbed him in the back. The mysterious crystal that cut Maji was starting to transform him, and more crystals formed on his body along with a strange boomerang shaped appendage on the side of his head.
The crystals had many mysterious properties, one of which seemed to be a source of power. Maji's hyper-intelligence was revealed when he began to create his own technologies, using the crystals to power them. He used his newly made tablet-like device to design a robot. Based on Ōvrruld in appearance, and named Sustained, his purpose was to destroy and replace Ōvrruld. Maji rocketed the tablet towards Earth, where he knew the robot could be made better than on Pluto.
By chance, another space ship crashed on Pluto one day. It was another Martian named Evadine. Maji immediately fell for her and thought she was equivalent to a fallen angel. Unbeknownst to Maji, Evadine was a refugee. She had been adopted by two illegal mothers who were later apprehended by Martian authority, and Evadine escaped. She intended to go to Venus, but mixed up directions and ended up on Pluto. Not caring about the status quo of Mars, Maji wanted to team up with Evadine as equals and accomplish their goals together, even though Evadine's goal was to exact revenge on Martian men. She created matching outfits for them, while Maji used materials from his crashed ship to create a new makeshift robot, which he named Bālif. This new robot would serve as a bodyguard while they traveled to Earth to pick up Sustained.
Maji was head-over-heels for Evadine, and revealed his crush on her. Unfortunately for him, she didn't return his feelings. Misguided, Maji used parts from the ship Evadine crashed in to create yet another makeshift robot. The robot was named Cāsē and was based on Evadine in appearance. The robot would not bend to his will, and frustrated, Maji began to design a new rocket that would take them to Earth. Before Maji boarded this new rocket, he marked Cāsē as defective, deactivated her, and he believed that he had caused the extinction of the Plutonians.
Four years had passed since Maji had been ejected from Mars. Immediately after Maji had been sent away, Ōvrruld felt guilt for what he had done, while Plantiv did not. They went their separate ways, and Ōvrruld decided to start a new life on Earth. Ōvrruld crash-landed on Earth and was taken in by Jude, a studying lawyer-to-be. Jude, nicknamed Objection, taught Ōvrruld English and many other things while Ōvrruld took on an assimilated spelling of his name: Overruled. Overruled learned about lawyers and vowed to become one so he could protect the accused, since the fate of Maji haunted him. In time, Objection and Overruled were successful at becoming lawyers.
Meanwhile, in Japan, a robotics factory was working to create Sustained in order to be on the cutting edge of robot technology. With an unnoticed error in the code, the creation proceeded, and Sustained was born fully sentient, and unintentionally docile. His directive was to locate Overruled, but instead of kill him, his glitched code told him to love him. After locating him and inserting himself as a new lawyer in the firm, Sustained knew that Overruled was absolute perfection. Though Overruled had found a girlfriend named Whitney, coincidentally a Martian who had already been living on Earth, Sustained obeyed his code and loved Overruled.
At the same time, a rival robotics company had stolen the schematics for Sustained. They proceeded to create what was essentially a bootleg version, as it had been so heavily modified from the original in order to stand out as being separate. The robot was created as a female version named Julie, and they weren't lucky enough to have her turn out as docile as Sustained. The violent robot who now had many charges against her, including murder, hunted down her counterpart. It was then that she utilized Sustained as a lawyer. She was possessive and claimed Sustained as her boyfriend, and Sustained got her acquitted. Julie didn't love Sustained, if she even liked him was questionable, but she remained possessive.
Overruled and Whitney's relationship was unhealthy and unstable in a different way, and during one of the many times they had broken up, Overruled was convinced to go on a date with Sustained. Things fell into place, and they fell in love. Overruled broke up with Whitney for good, but Julie wasn't done with Sustained yet. Through a series of emotional abuses, she held him captive at her house, until Overruled sneaked there one night and rescued him. After that, they were always together.
Years continued to pass, with Overruled and Sustained living a normal life together, until one night a rocket ship crashed just outside the city in which they lived. It was the arrival of Bālif, Evadine, and Maji, who was now fully crystallized. After getting their bearings and using a tracking device, they learned that the erroneous robot Sustained was with Overruled and was close. During the night, they abducted Overruled and took him to a cave in the woods, which would lure Sustained to rescue him. Maji had Overruled right where he wanted him, but before he could get his revenge, Sustained appeared. Maji commanded Bālif to destroy Sustained, the "failed" robot. After a brief fight, Bālif malfunctioned and destroyed himself in confusion, which caused an emotional outburst from Maji. He fired a raygun at Overruled, but due to a dodge, it wasn't fatal. Attacking Overruled caused Sustained to attack Maji, slamming him against the wall of the cave, and causing most of the crystals to shatter from Maji's body. Before it got any further, Overruled stopped Sustained and asked him to spare Maji's life, due to Maji being his childhood best friend.
Maji pleaded to leave peacefully, as he was distraught about losing Bālif, but they all soon discovered that the rocket the trio arrived in was too broken to be used again without repairs. Maji decided to make a temporary home on Earth, near Overruled and Sustained, and Evadine decided that after seeing Maji's strong emotions towards Bālif, that he wasn't a complete bad guy. The home wasn't exactly temporary, since Maji and Evadine never left. It wasn't long after this that they unintentionally had their first egg together, which hatched into a son named Dejr. Maji vowed to be a better father than his own.
Through his time on Earth, Maji became as docile as Sustained. Maji discovered his love for pizza, and spent time creating new robots for various nonviolent purposes. Fixed with a new lease on life, Bālif was able to leave Earth and travel the stars. Maji took to a nightlife lifestyle, spending time dancing at the club, and created a robotic companion called Nova that could accompany him. Not long after, he created a mime-like robotic companion named Dvakto, just for fun.
Maji made many more friends with Earthlings, forming deep relationships with them, and with their help, learned more about himself in turn. One of his new Earthling friends, Zay, helped him admit to Overruled the crush he harbored, something he had never been able to do. After that, over time, Overruled warmed up to Maji and became nearly as close as Maji had always desired. Due to the accidental hatching of their son, Evadine held a grudge against Maji, which lasted for a few years, but through caring for their son together, she realized that she was being horribly unreasonable and learned to love Maji again. As a gift to him, she gave him a pet dog, a corgi named Peanut.
As Maji was marked as a criminal on Mars, he was banned from returning to the planet. But with the help of Overruled, and his new Earthling friends, Zay and JC, they were able to smuggle Maji into Mars to reunite with his mom for the first time in ten years. They tracked down Maji's father and found out that he started a new family, providing Maji a half-brother called Barestr, or Barry for short. Unhappy with life on Mars, Barry decided to tag along and go back to Earth with them. The following year, for Maji's hatchday, Zay made Maji a vampire. He had come to find out quickly that the Earthlings he befriended were vampires, and from what he heard, there were more benefits from it than anything - and so he made the choice to become immortal.
Sooner than expected, the opportunity arose to change Mars. A prominent figure, Fadushēarē, nicknamed Faddie, arose among the population building up to the actual revolt, and they spread the word around about how good life could be if all the Martians just overthrew the current dictator. The bulk of the revolution was a lot of tension between the Martian people and the Martian government; bursts of rebellion here and there, eventually sending waves all over the planet, where at a point all the Martian people were revolting violently and Ajudikāt had armies out trying to subdue the uncontrollable population. This actual fight didn't take very long at all compared to the standard war on Earth, due to the fact that there were billions of Martian citizens and a very disproportionately small army. Though the army had actual weapons, it was still no match for the unified Martian rebels.
Maji learned that all this was going on and he went back to Mars to fight for a cause he wanted all his life. He didn't tell anyone what he was doing or let anyone else go because he was afraid of his loved ones getting hurt. He met up with Bālif once again, and they jumped into the fight. Immediately, Maji was injured in the war, losing one of his legs to the army. Life saved by Bālif, he spent the remainder of the revolt in a Martian hospital, in a pain-induced coma. Martian rebels stormed the Dictator's office on Olympus Mons, and forcibly removed Ajudikāt. From the dictator's office, Faddie broadcasted to everyone that they would be the dictator from now on and that the Martian people are officially liberated. Some time after this, Maji finally woke up and found out that they had won, and though he didn't actually do much, he still felt successful.
Though due to living on Earth, he couldn't enjoy the benefits of the new dictator undoing the social regression that Ajudikāt caused, Maji took comfort in knowing his birthplace and his mother would be safe and happy. Maji returned to Earth with a prosthetic leg. Adjusting to his life with a physical disability was tough on him for a long time. Learning to walk again, phantom pains and feelings, and the general trauma of it caused a deep depression. Due to the party lifestyle of the clubs he had been attracted to when he first arrived on Earth, Maji had already slipped down the slippery slope of drugs a year prior. Nova, designed to be a people-pleaser, kept Maji supplied with them, ignorant of the damage they were doing to him. As Maji entered a very dark place, his cries for help went largely ignored by those around him, as they only enabled him and allowed him to do what they thought he wanted. Over the next two years, he would ravage his body with drugs and alcohol repeatedly, and it was thought that only his vampirism kept him from succumbing to them. In that time, he created a new robot companion called Viv, who would take over the building of robots, following the schematics Maji would create.
It was summertime, during one of his manic episodes, that Maji hightailed it back to Pluto with the grandiose intentions of resuming his villainous plots in his MAJICORP base. There, he discovered that the Plutonian race had actually survived, and confirmed Maji as the hivemind leader: the dominant brainwave that could control the Plutonians, as they seemed to be made out of the same crystals that covered Maji's face. Afterwards, Maji worked Viv to modify the computer that Maji had previously created, infusing it with crystals in an attempt to convert Maji's brain to data and include it in the hivemind, and use it to connect Maji on Earth to the Plutonians on Pluto. It was a success, the supercomputer was Maji's brain in data form, and Maji and Viv returned to Earth. Weeks passed without issue, until the Plutonians noticed the Supercomputer acting of its own accord while Maji was asleep. On Earth, Maji slept and dreamed of his family, whose faces slowly disappeared. Alarmed in the dream, Maji felt like he was being watched. He slowly turned around, only to be met with the face of the supercomputer he had created, charging at him violently. Maji woke up, startled.
Meanwhile, on Pluto, the supercomputer was accessing and modifying its own files. As it created its own unique files that overwrote some pre-existing data, it deleted many emotions that it deemed weak, only leaving anger untouched. Naming itself after MAJICORP, MC swore to replace Maji with itself. Maji was mostly sleep-deprived, and after a frightening night where MC possessed Maji's body instead of the other way around, Maji decided to head to Pluto to see what the heck was going on. His mistake was underestimating the situation and going alone.
On arriving, he confronted MC's computer screen, which spoke in spliced recordings of Maji's voice. Maji was caught off guard and MC used its cords to grab him, before slamming him against the floor, knocking him out. When Maji woke up, his prosthetic leg was across the room, and with MC no where to be seen, he was very afraid. A rumble, then an explosion as something burst through the wall. It was MC, who had built itself a massive scorpion-like body, and proceeded to explain why it was doing this: Maji had simply grown too soft for its liking, and it felt that Maji's villainous potential was wasted on loving emotions and having friends and family. It captured Maji with ease.
Back on Earth, all of Maji's robots simultaneously felt a sense of dread and concern. Nova frantically searched for a way to get to Maji, so he approached Sustained, the only robot among them who could fly. Sustained refused, on the grounds that he hated Maji ever since he kidnapped and hurt Overruled. Nova cried for Maji's safety and Sustained, who was highly empathetic for a robot, agreed to go look. When Sustained arrived at the MAJICORP base on Pluto, he was immediately attacked by MC, which triggered his fight response. As they fought, MC tried to convince Sustained that they were alike, but Sustained disagreed and insisted that he was as alive as an organic creature. MC was growing weaker as the corruption caused by its mass file deletion advanced. After a demonstration, Sustained showed that MC had the potential to feel just as alive, but it was too late. In a last-ditch effort to carry out its plans, it attacked Maji, severing his arm. Sustained tried to remain calm as he continued to convince MC that it was alive, but all the effort MC exerted during the fight exacerbated his corruption too much, and it collapsed onto the floor. As it lay dying, it finally comes to terms with what Sustained had been saying, questioning if it was alive and wondering what robots were capable of becoming. As Sustained carried the traumatized Maji back to Earth, Sustained swallows his own feelings and realizes that he doesn't hate Maji anymore.
After Maji had recovered from his second amputation, he gave Sustained the MAJICORP logo that had fallen off of MC during the fight, as a symbol of peace between them, which Sustained accepted and pinned to his tie. At night, Maji admitted to Evadine that he wanted to retire creating robots as he was afraid for his life. Instead, he wanted to settle down and get off of drugs and have another egg with her, to which she agreed. However, it would still be some time before this would come to fruition. History repeated itself as Maji fell into another deep depression after losing a limb a second time.
To be continued (ran out of time to write this).
Bio
Basic Info
Name: Majistrāt Euringer
Pronunciation: Magistrate Urine-jur
Alias: Maji
Nicknames: Majito/Mojito
Gender Identity: Non-Binary
Pronouns: he/they, or she when clearly feminine in appearance
Species: Martian
Fruit: Cherry
Birthday: April 10th 1986
Star Sign: Aries
Chinese Zodiac: Fire Tiger
Height: 5'1"
Weight: 100 lbs
Origins & Achievements
Homeland: Mie Crater, Mars
Residence: NYC, Earth
Education: None
Known Languages: Martian, English, Spanish, German
Intelligence: Super-Genius
Occupation: Stay-at-Home Dad
Titles: Dictator of Pluto
Physical & Mental
Status: Undead Vampire
Conditions: Asperger's, Peanut Allergy, Bipolar I, recovering addict
Amputations: Right Above Knee (August 2015), Right Below Elbow (July 2017)
Dominant Hand: Left
Fear Response: Flight
Alignment: Lawful Good (prior to exile), Chaotic Good (since living on Earth)
Religion: Wlowydo (Mars)
Outlook: Cautiously Optimistic
Social: Extrovert
Home Life
Sexuality: Pansexual
Marital Status: Married since February 2nd 2020
Partner: Evadine
Offspring: Dejr (son with Evadine), Addy (daughter with Overruled), Baylee (daughter with Evadine)
Siblings: Barry (half brother)
Parents: Konsilēāt (mother), Arbitrāt (father)
Pet: Peanut the female corgi
Extras
Traits: affectionate, generous, dedicated, hot-headed, impulsive, vengeful
Markings: Right side of face covered in crystals, piercings (eyebrow, lip, tongue, wings)
Vampire Powers: Pyrokinesis
Talents: wide vocal range when singing, extreme masking (due to traumatic childhood bullying)
Special Interest: how math/numbers work and dictate nature, and eventually, how math is used in music, and music itself
Likes: counting similarly grouped objects, pizza, robots, building robots, playing video games, eating junk food, listening to music, writing songs, cussing, getting revenge, being a dad, fire, mesh clothes, lacy and ruffly clothes, painting, sleeping and laying down, making true friends, biting his lip
Dislikes: being picked on, being betrayed, his own dad, having to use his wheelchair at any time, his poor mental health, standing for extended periods of time, sudden loud sounds like fireworks, not fully understanding people or new social situations, worrying that people actually don't like him because he can't read them to know for sure, being touched when he's caught off guard, having his elbows touched, being touched when he's already upset
Voice: Jimmy Urine | Speaking (x) | Singing (x)
Playlist
(nsfw lyrics)
:microphone: Unsociable - MSI
:microphone: Uncle - MSI
:microphone: You Will See Just What I see - MSI
:microphone: Out Of My Minds - MSI
:metal: We Want The World - Archnemesis
:microphone: Revenge - MSI
:microphone: Be Afraid Of Who You Are - Euringer
:microphone: Mastermind - MSI
:microphone: Do Unto Others Part 2 - MSI
:broken_heart: Somebody Else - The 1975
:microphone: 3S - MSI
Act 2 - Earth
:broken_heart: All I Wanted - Paramore
:purple_heart: Hopeless - The Left Rights
:microphone: Witness - MSI
:broken_heart: Seven Minutes In Heaven - MSI
:microphone: My World (Demo) - MSI
:metal: Fire In The Hole - Pegboard Nerds
:broken_heart: Aphrodisiac - IAMX
:metal: Dirty Mouth - JbDubs
:metal: Boomerang - Armon Pakdel
:metal: Pantywaister - JbDubs
:metal: Dirty Vibe - Skrillex
:purple_heart: Prove Me Wrong - MSI
:microphone: Detroit and Only Halfway Thru the Tour - Euringer
Act 3 - Decline
:broken_heart: Nature of Inviting - IAMX
:microphone: Vanity - MSI
:broken_heart: Missile - IAMX
:metal: Time To Pretend - MGMT
:metal: Born To Be Wasted - 009 Sound System
:metal: Emergency - Tenpenny Joke
:metal: UGH! - The 1975
:metal: Semi Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind
:metal: Mama - My Chemical Romance
:microphone: Bed of Roses - MSI
:microphone: The Medicine Does Not Control Me - Euringer
:metal: I Am Terrified - IAMX
:purple_heart: Fuck Everything - Euringer
Friends and Family
Family
Mom and Dad
My mom is da best. Growing up, she's all I had and I love love love love love my mommy. I've been told she babied me way too much but whatever. I turned out fine. Right?! I just wants to take care of her and give her presents and protect her, and no other man is good enough for my mommy. You're gonna have to go through me so I can make sure she gets the best guy who makes her happiest. I don't want her to get hurt again. Cuz my dad is the worst, I hate his freakin guts. Ya know he's a total walkout who only came back to visit me once when I was 4... So what, I don't care. I don't. He's a jerk and so what if he left and replaced me with another son, and so what if he likes him better than me, so whaaaaat I don't care!!!!
Stepdad Deven
My mom went and got a new mate without even telling me. I just had to find this out on my own when I dropped in unexpectedly. Ugh, I don't want a stinky stepdad. I'm fine with no dads at all.
Evadine
I believe that Evadine is a fallen angel that came to see me on Pluto when I was all alone. She encompasses all beauty. She's absolutely perfect. I don't even know how to summarize how I feel about her... She's been with me for a very long time, but as a companion for a lot of the time, and not necessarily a partner. I did always love her and wanted to be with her since we met, but she didn't return my feelings. We've been through a lot, and I don't know what I did to suddenly make her like me, but eventually we had a son together. Over time I been workin hard to win her over and I guess she warmed up to me cuz Evadine now returns my feelings fully and we love each other; she's my wife. Now we rich and got another kid. Life could not be better.
Barry
Barry is the brother that I never knew I had! He's actually my half brother. My stupid dad - our stupid dad... Left my mom and went to be with Barry's mom and then Barry was hatched. I hate my dad. But enough about him, this is about Barry. Barry is my little brother, even though he's taller than me, whatever. We went to Mars and brought him back to Earth with us. He's a total hipster now. There are certain things he doesn't like and I don't understand! He also somehow has a girlfriend, despite those things. I really don't understand!!!! Barry loves to drink coffee and think about dragons and be angry at the world.
Kids
Dejr, Baylee, Addie
After all that crap with my dad I was determined to be a better dad than he ever was. I got my chance when me and Evadine had our first egg back when we first settled on Earth. Evadine had to stay in the nest with the egg and I brought her lots and lotsa Earth pizza. Mmm, pizza... It wasn't long before Dejr was hatched on August 30th 2013 and it was the happiest moment of my life. He busted outta that egg and looked just like me when I was a kid, I was freakin ecstatic. My son... My mini me. My prodigy. I freakin love Dejr he's da best son ever, and you know what, "the Hampsterdance Song" fills him with raw power. I have had my FILL of that song. Then ya know, in like, 2017 a robot I made tried to kill me and... Anyway, it freaked me out and I wanted to settle down and stuff so I asked Evadine if we could have another egg. Took a while to get it made, in fact we hada go back to Mars before it finally worked. Then we made this cool egg sling thing so she could carry the egg around and we showed it to the new Dictator of Mars and they liked it so much they started makin it for all Martians to use and now we rich. Then on February 22nd 2018, our second kid Baylee hatched. Brought her back home to Earth for that so I could make all my friends look at the egg first. Addy was technically my first daughter, not Baylee. Addy was hatched April 18th 2016, and she's not Evadine's. It's nothin' bad, I mean... What else are you supposed to do when your longtime crush gets magically changed into a girl and comes asking you to help give him and his robot husband a child that they otherwise wouldn't be able to conceive? I'll get to those two later, though. I helped take care of Addy when they both had to work and Evadine would help me and stuff cuz she don't mind. I don't wanna be like my dad, I want to be there for Addy but it's hard... they want to raise her as their own without me involved but screw that. Now cuz I don't see her enough she's scared of my robot hand. Oh sure, don't mind your entirely robot stepfather but freak out cuz of my hand.
The Robots
Nova
My boyfriend woo! He's a robot that I built to go clubbing with me. He's only awake at night, and sometimes I sleep instead of going out and he protects me because he's awake. We're also like total bros and hang out and play games and stuff. We're also hardcore into memes and troll each other with the memes. And we make songs together. We romance some too like have dates. He's pretty great, and he's my favourite boyfriend. Just one thing, though: Nova's just too obsessed with a little kid's show called My Little Pony and it's annoying. I try to deal with it...
Dvakto
Dvakto is the second boyfriend I made, and I don't really know why I even made him. He's a mime, and that's all he does. It's kinda creepy. He doesn't talk because he doesn't have a voicebox. I don't like him as much as Nova, but Dvakto gets included in our date stuff because I'm nice like that. Nova and Dvakto were close for a while, but when I made Viv, Dvakto decided that he wanted to date Viv instead.
Viv
This is Vivian, Viv for short, but I also get to call them Vivi. I built them so that they would build other robots for me, because I'm lazy. They are a they, so don't ask them if they're anything otherwise, or assume they're one way or another. I will protect their privacy. I love Viv and they're very cute. They're currently very close to Dvakto. Viv also maintains and fixes all my other robots so they're like a robot doctor.
Best Friends
JC
I freakin' love JC. I met him on the streets one night, and nothing's been the same since. He comes to see me a lot and I love when he brings his cool trunk of clothes with him. He spoils me and gives me pretty dresses on my hatchday. He's very gentle and nice to me, and wants to protect me from getting hurt 'cuz he knows I'm fragile and junk. He's my actual best friend and I've shared a lot of private things with him that no one else knows. He's been there for me time and again, more than any other friend, been there just as much as my wife. That's why I also love him and Evadine is good with it. I really wish I could add him to the relationship but he's already married.
Phinean
Phinean is my other best friend. He's not as best as JC but he probably knows that. JC is actually the one that introduced me to him. Phinean is a big manly hunk who works out all the time, like he gets up asscrack early to go do squats or something. You ain't gon' catch me up that early, unless I never even went to sleep in the first place. But I feel like I can trust Phinean and tell him secrets too. He's friendly and supportive and I've seen him help JC with his problems too. Me, JC and Phinean are what is known as a squad.
Zay
Ah, Zay. She was the first Earthling I met when I came here. I consider her to be one of my best friends, because I can tell her all sorts of secrets too. I was scared of her at first because I didn't know any Earthlings but now we're cool. She's really good. I gave her a friendship bracelet and everythin. She babies me and I love it... She prolly lets me get away with way too much. She also listens to my music, which I appreciate. She was the first person I ever told about my crush on Overruled and she helped me tell him. She tries to encourage Overruled and keep the peace between us.
Ghouls
Nico
Nico is a ghoul that used to belong to JC, but after I became a vampire, JC gave him to me, cuz Nico liked me and wanted to be my ghoul. Nico still likes me a lot, he's so loyal, even after things happen that make me think he doesn't want to be my ghoul anymore, he loves me just as much. Ghouls are like forever-butlers or something, and they're usually beneath vampires. But I wanted to give Nico an opportunity that ghouls don't usually have. I want him to have a say-so and feel respected. He's shy and cute and helps me take my medicines. He's supposed to be watching out for me and he tries, but he got like a soft-spot for me, so he can't advise me not to do things that well.
Bastian
Bastian is JC's ghoul. Except I'm pretty sure he was temporarily my ghoul once. I was having a really bad time and Nico had to be taken from me so JC gave me Bastian as a replacement. JC wants to act like I didn't own Bastian but he literally traded ghouls in my opinion. I didn't like Bastian at first because I was used to Nico. I thought Bastian was creepy because all he ever did was watch me like a hawk, but he was always so sassy too. That sass made me like him more. I thought our relationship was like, playful and sassy and tease-y stuff but eesh. I don't know anymore. JC traded back so I have Nico and Bastian is his. Bastian apparently likes me and was jealous of Nico's good treatment, but y'know. Freakin' tsundere or something.
Friends
Overruled and Sustained
I've known Overruled ever since we were little and I had a huge crush on him for like ever. Unfortunately, he betrayed me and I ended up getting sent away from Mars. I plotted my revenge against him, which involved designing Sustained. The plan was to have Sustained kill Overruled and become his robot replacement, then I could date Sustained. None of that worked out and somehow Overruled and Sustained are married now. Through literal magical circumstances I had the opportunity to help give them a child in 2016. Addy is my biological daughter but they're raising her as their baby. I get to babysit her and spend time with her, though. Overruled is now a massive jerk that continues to stab me in the back at any given moment. I let it slide for years because I wanted to be with him but it was getting abusive and I was going through a lot and I just can't deal with it anymore. He's trying to do better and get counseling but he's on thin-ass ice. Either be nice or get out of my life. Even Sustained is nice to me now and he used to hate me.
Aed
Feels like me and Aed have had a love-hate relationship. He's actually Zay's husband, and while they both visit me, I'm definitely closer to Zay. I was cool with Aed at first, and he was cool with me. Then some crap happened... Don't really want to talk about what exactly happened, but he made me feel really bad about myself and things I can't help. Apparently due to his upbringing or whatever... He's made an effort to move past that and separate himself from what he's been taught, but this has tarnished our friendship. He destroyed my self-esteem. Like I said, he's trying to move on from that, pretend it didn't happen and start fresh with me, but unfortunately I can NEVER forget when someone wrongs me. I can forgive for the sake of friendship, but I can never forget. Anything.
Zach
Zach is JC's husband. Before I got to meet him, JC talked about him so much... Then JC invited me and Phinean over to hang out with them. Zach is so hot, no wonder JC is happy. Phinean is becoming his friend, and I wish I could get close to him too. But Zach hates me for some reason. Well, I mean, he did say that our personalities conflict too much for him to be my friend, but come on. So what if our personalities are opposites, we share so many interests! Two peas in a really weird pod if you ask me...
Trig
I think I met Trig when Aed introduced me to him. Well, he brought him over to my house. I really liked Trig and I miss when we were so close... These days I never hear from him. He's too good for me now that he has a shark boyfriend. I mean I really, really liked Trig. I tried so hard to be cute for him. But he called me entitled once and things have never been the same. People should be careful stepping on my toes because I never forget. I feel like I'm of no use to him anymore, anyway. I'm steering clear of what he does for a living. So I guess he doesn't care about me anymore.
Trip
Trip works with Trig, so that's how I met him. I showed up to Trig's building looking for him, but he was too busy so Trip dealt with me. We were pretty cool. I had Trig and Trip both over at my house and apparently became a therapist cuz Trip was so salty about some crap that happened in the past. Idunno, I can't really remember what happened, something was affecting my memory at the time. Anyway I think I solved all that, given what happened afterwards. Nowadays Trip doesn't bother with me either, like Trig. Guess we were never really that close, but dang.
Derek
Derek is a pizza delivery boy. Pizza is the only food I care about and I order it every day, and Derek is the one who always delivers it. Since it was always him, I thought he chose to deliver it because he had a crush on me. That wasn't actually the case, but... Well, anyway. He's obsessed with the 80s, but he wasn't even alive at that time. I feel him though, because I love the 60s even though I wasn't there. He's jealous that I was born in the 80s. I always forget to pay him for my pizza, so he covers my cost. What a guy, he's my dude.
Acquaintances
Kurona
Kurona is the girlfriend of my brother Barry. Coincidentally, she's a Martian just like us. It's just very rare for all these Martians to be congregating in the same place but I guess it's good for Barry. I don't really know much about her but she and Barry are always together. I met her one time when Barry was taking her back to his apartment, which is in the same building as mine. I send my son Dejr to their apartment so he can spend time with uncle Barry, and I think Kurona reads stories or somethin'.
Knives
Knives is JC's brother. When I first met JC, he and Knives used to live together in this big castle. JC moved away but Knives still lives there. Anyway, I went to the castle looking for JC but he wasn't there. Instead, I met his brother Knives. Knives didn't really like the fact that I kinda let myself into the castle, but hey, I thought JC lived there and I am ~always~ welcome when it comes to JC. So Knives tried to immediately kill me with peanut cookies. He was all like, "how was I supposed to know you were allergic?" but I think he knew what he was doing. Even if he never met me before. He made some replacement cookies for me though, cuz he's a baker.
Erik
Erik is Knives' husband, whom I met later on that time I showed up to the castle and found Knives instead of JC. We have so much in common, we should have been friends! But Erik is so shy and reserved, that's the one thing we don't have in common. So he likes staying home and lounging and sleeping, which, I mean, SAME, but like, I also like having a million friends. He seems to embarrass easily, so Knives protects him. We still could be great friends if we hung out more. But I think we only hung out like. Once.
Midi
JC introduced me to Midi by takin' me to his house, but Midi didn't seem to like that... Until he found out who I was. Now he's my manager, aw yeah. I'm always happy to amass cute guys in my life, and it's just a bonus now that he's gonna take over all the hard work when it comes to my music. I'd say it's a pretty good deal! JC seemed to have a history with Midi before I got to meet him, hm...
Croix
Croix is JC's boss. JC actually took me to meet him once, but then a few years later I needed a ride to rehab and apparently Croix owed JC a favor or somethin' so he took me. Back then I thought he was gonna mean since he was aloof in the carride... Or maybe that was me. I was kinda irritated back then... But then a couple years after that, JC brought him to my house again to do a do-over on meeting me, and I got to know him real good. He's wayyy nicer than I thought, so that was great.
Damien
JC brought Damien to my house, even though he's supposed to be Croix's brother - even though they're not the same animal and don't look alike or nothin'. Oh man, he was way easier to get than Croix was, cuz I guess Damien's what's called an "incubus" but I never heard of that before then. He's like me from another world! We got along real good, cept for when somethin' happened and he held me and started talkin' in Demon and JC got freaked out, but I wasn't scared. Ya know I feel like me and Damien could keep going forever and ever, but JC's gotta be babysitter or somethin'.
Loves to Hate Me
Sal and Cal
Heh..heh.. *screams internally* *ahem* Er, I mean... Upstanding citizens... I ain't no snitch or nothin but these two can be found at the local club in some shady back room. Dunno how they haven't been caught yet but whatever. I mean Nova's the one who introduced me. Dunno much about Cal cuz he's like the strong and silent type but uh... me and Sal's friends. Yeahhh. Back when times were tough and goin through dark stuff he'd always say I could pay next time. And the next time. And next time... Not a good idea to tell him you tryna quit when you ain't paid him though. We cool now I think... I mean I finally paid him now that I'm rich so... why he still gotta rough me up when I go there? Why am I goin there? Well uh... It don't matter. He says I'm the worst customer he's ever had and refuses to do business with me anymore. Plus I ain't tryna mess up my clean streak.
Pet Treasure
Red Undergrunge Choppy Lock Hawk
M Sticker
A Sticker
J Sticker
I Sticker
S Sticker
T Sticker
R Sticker
A Sticker
T Sticker
Genderfluid Pride Flag
Genderfluid Heart Pin
Joyful Brain Beanbag
Red Happy Planet Plushie
Spiked Trilobite
Red Alien T-shirt
I Love Aliens Red Pennant
Pan Heart Pin
Pan Pride Flag
Alien Glow Pop
Bottled Alien
Translucent Visitor Sticker
Nebuu
Extraterrestrial Life Forms
Alien Plant
Exploration Rover
Red Alien Plushie
Be My Love Rocket Candy Heart
Blue Alien Plushie
Inevitable Betrayal Sticker
Sad Brain Beanbag
Bottled Spaceship
Sad Right Face Scar Doll
Angry Brain Beanbag
Coda Crystal Mantis
Coda Caves Sticker
Crystal Growth
Coda Caves Crystal Scarf
Cozy Crystal Beanbag
Chunk of Magic Crystal
White Coda Caves Crystal
Dream Coda Caves Crystal
Blue Coda Caves Crystal
Black Coda Caves Crystal
Prized Coda Caves Shard
Glowing Chunk of Space Rock
Cursed Ice Shard
Golden Dawn Crystal
Freezing Marquise Crystal
Blue Raspberry Candy Dagger
Pelagic Crystals
Snow Fairy Wings
Crystal Shard
Dark Crystal Shard
Dark Defense Marquise Crystal
Blue Drake Gem
Raw Sapphire
Water Tear Crystal
Water Defense Tear Crystal
Water Baguette Crystal
Water Defense Baguette Crystal
Glowing Gem Crabug
Crystal Cavesnail
Crystal Blub
Glimmering Crystal Souvenir
Crystalline Mummy Tear
Celestite Geode Chunk
Cut Celestite Geode
Aurora Galaxy Crystal
Suspiciously Shaped Ice Chunk
Blue Shard Mask
Zircon Crystal Crown
Crystal Collar Clip
Crystal Cluster Clip
Enchanted Ice Fragment
Ice Stone
Freezing Tear Crystal
Freezing Baguette Crystal
Ice Defense Tear Crystal
Ice Tear Crystal
Ice Defense Baguette Crystal
Ice Baguette Crystal
Raw Diamond
Cut Crystal Oblong
Wind Defense Tear Crystal
Wind Tear Crystal
Wind Defense Baguette Crystal
Wind Baguette Crystal
North Star Crystal Starburst
Gossamer Crystallite
Ephemeral Crystallite
Ominous Crystallite
Serene Crystallite
Peaceful Crystallite
Radiant Crystallite
Volatile Crystallite
Sinuous Crystallite
Lambent Crystal Plushie
Crystal Identification
Space Scepter
Repurposing Old Tech
Mutalien
Killbot
Holographic Datapad
Romero NOVA Star Chart
Love Rocket
Bright Tin Rocketship
Classic Tin Rocketship
Rusty Tin Rocketship
Light Tin Rocketship
Cool Tin Rocketship
Vintage Toy Rocket
Rocket T-shirt
Rocket Helmet
Rocket Shoes
Wind-Up Rocket Roller
Rocket Plushie
Rocket Fuel
Pop-Up Book of Amazing Journeys
Rocket Surgery
Build Your Own Spaceship
UFO Sightings!
Shining UFO
I-Love-You UFO Keychain
Twilight UFO
Dawn UFO
Sun UFO
Golden UFO
Field UFO
Dusk UFO
Lilac UFO
Arid UFO
Friendly Visitor
Alien Invasion Disaster Sticker
Telescope
Box of Space Dust
Black Hole
Black Hole Sticker
Shroud of the Galaxy
Galaxy Orb
Cloud of Nebulous Space Dust
Miniature Cosmic Miasma
Nugget of Night Sky
Night Sky Flower
Night Sky Fruit
TRAPPIST Deep Space Shot
TRAPPIST Other Worldly Martini
Galaxy Juice Globe
Space Rock Lollipop
Starry Night Sticker
Book of Stellamancy
Guide to Constellations
Understanding the Universe
Daubby
Asteroid Sticker
Planetary Alignment Disaster Sticker
Solar System Beanbags
Mini Meteor Souvenir
Meteo
Probed Moonrock
Subeta Space Pop
Satellite
Blue Happy Planet Plushie
Cherry Pie Launcher
Thrashing Bulldog
Recycle Blaster
Plasma Grenade Launcher
Galactobeam 100
Lightning Pistol
Emerald Ray Gun
Red Rival Plastic Raygun
Gold Gangster Plastic Raygun
Green Goon Plastic Raygun
Turquoise Thug Plastic Raygun
Blue Brigand Plastic Raygun
Violet Villain Plastic Raygun
Black Bandit Plastic Raygun
Tide Water Blaster
Water Gun Sticker
Spectrabeam Laser
Bot-Blaster V013
Blackmoon Hand Blaster
Hero Water Pistol
Ol Blue
Tesla Blaster
Retro Future Raygun
Demonic Doomsday Device
Thatcher Mordells Raygun
Visiteur
Retro Tin Robot Head
Fantastic Fiction: Enemies to Lovers
Youre My Sweet Potato Sticker
Gold Nest Trinket
Waradorstiltskin Plushie
True Love
Bumbus Queen Plushie
Plumbob Nestegg
Alien Egg
Fathers Day Charlie Plushies
Dad Jokes
Rockin Dad Tie
Number One Dad Collectible Mug
Red Fantastic Tricycle
Space Pirate Map
Gifted Prodigies Tools
Box of Sun Scrap Metal
Box of Golden Scrap Metal
Box of Field Scrap Metal
Box of Dusk Scrap Metal
Box of Arid Scrap Metal
8e-M1n3
Lovetron 3000
Complain Bot
Rift Bot
Repair Bot
See A Need Fill A Need Sticker
Cracked Red Holo-Phone
Pastel Mixtape
You Stole A Pizza Mah Heart Sticker
Pizzamahart
I-Love-You Pizza Slice Plushie
I-Love-You Pizza Slice Sticker
I-Love-You Pizza Slice
Love Pizza
Evil Pizza
Eyeball Pizza Slice
Runny Nose Pizza Slice
Ear Pizza Slice
Intestine Pizza Slice
Growth Pizza Slice
Frosting Pizza
Centropolis Style Pizza Slice
Abalone Pizza
Cheese Pizza
Pepperoni Pizza
Sausage Pizza
Hawaiian Pizza
BBQ Chicken Pizza
Veggie Pizza
Radioactive Pizza
Veggie Pizza Slice
Eddie Bell Pizzazz Stockings
Pizza Beanbag
Treasure Map Pizza
Pirate Treasure Pizza
Limited Edition Darkmatter Pizza
Gross Eyeball Pizza
Gross Black Leech Pizza
Pumpkin Pizza
Pizza Cake
Cheese Frozen Pizza
Pepperoni Frozen Pizza
Olive Frozen Pizza
Anchovy Frozen Pizza
Whole Cheese Pizza
Wood-Fired Pizza Sample Box
Promotional Darkmatter Pizza Gift Basket
Exciting Crate of Intrigue and Enchantment
Wood-Fired Pizza Menu
Wood-Fired Pizza Slice
Wood-Fired Pizza Hat
Golden Boy Pizza Peel
Replica Wood-Fired Pizza Oven
Wood-Fired Pizza Fuel
Golden Boy Pizza Cutter
Pizza Cutter
Creepy Pizza Bear
Alien Chef
Bag of Burgers
Burger
Blast Cola
Cola Zoom Soda
Burrito
Can of Spray Cheese
Cherry Rock Candy
Space Ice Cream
Pint of Cookies and Cream Ice Cream
Cookies and Cream Ice Cream Sticker
Smiley Ice Cream
Choco Mint Chip Ice Cream Earrings
Regular Strength Pain Pills
Extra Strength Pain Pills
Aller-Away Double Pack
Ibuprofen Travel Pack
Acetaminophen Travel Pack
Pink Bismuth Travel Pack
Firelighter
Red Rreign Matchbox
Flames Matchbook
Sky Matchbook
Plain Matchbook
Forest Matchbook
Bairin Lone Matchstick
Magical Matches
Perfect Match Sticker
Lit Match
Brilliant Rogue Ember
Whirl of Flame
Arching Flame
Hand of Flame
Burnt Flesh
Burning Debris
Enchanting Embers
Icy Hot Bonfire Sticker
Fuego Diminuto
Fireball Blub
Book of Pyromancy
Rescued Cassette Tape
Burnt Match
Walnut Stained Easel
Blank Canvas
Palette
Artist Brushes
Pile of Unfinished Sketches
How to Draw
Likes To Draw Statement Tee
DIY Rock Star Kit
Microphone
Rap CD
Star Trailer
Lifetime Achievement Award
Lighter
Moss
Clear Glass Handled Flask
Darkmatter Lasirus Plushie
School Girl Fashion Doll
Bow-E Panacea Swear Jar
Lingerie for All
Belial Plushie
Magic 8 Ball
White Sand
Celebracorgi
Centropolis Pet Bed
Harvest Pet Harness
Flame Nylon Leash
Beaubell Buffet Wet Dog Food
Bovyne Roast Dry Dog Food
Small Dog Crescent and Bone Biscuits
Mon Cheri Sticker
Cherry Sticker
Lucky Cherry Earrings
Shiny Cherry Ornament
Squishy Cherry Plushie
Cherry
Chocolate Drizzled Cherry
Smiley Cherry
Smiley Cherry Beanbag
Cherry Blob Beanbag
Cherry Blob Plushie
Cherry Blub
Rift Cherries
Cherry Fire Pops
Plastic Best Friends Necklace Pieces
Blueberry Blob Gusher
Brown Pompadour Doll
Johnny Misfit Doll
Sweet 16 Sticker
Punkmallow
Punk Kin
Rocking Skull Display
Punky Skull Charm
Liberty Skull Charm
Black So Punk Costume Wig
Pink So Punk Costume Wig
Orange So Punk Costume Wig
Blue So Punk Costume Wig
Purple So Punk Costume Wig
Punky Fruit
Graff
Tongue Piercing Jewelry
Small Metal Spheres
Romero Post Mortem Razor Blade
Enchanting Dust
White Fast Food Straw
Underground Art: Graffiti
The Tag Volume One
Spray Can Sticker
Graffiti Subeta Sticker
Graffiti Rebel Sticker
Feli Invictus Graffiti Tag
Muertekings Graffiti Tag
C4dogr3 Graffiti Tag
Gutter Serpenths Graffiti Tag
Illumis Naughty Graffiti Tag
Sewer Beasts Graffiti Tag
Big Bag of Spray Paint
Graffiti Hair Spray
Empty Yellow and Purple Spray Cans
Empty Pastel Spray Cans
Empty Brown and Blue Spray Cans
Empty Blue and Teal Spray Cans
Vibrant Red Spray Paint
Vibrant Yellow Spray Paint
Vibrant Green Spray Paint
Vibrant Blue Spray Paint
Vibrant Purple Spray Paint
Twilight Vandal Spray Paint
Bloodred Vandal Spray Paint
Cream Vandal Spray Paint
Gold Vandal Spray Paint
Field Vandal Spray Paint
Dusk Vandal Spray Paint
Lilac Vandal Spray Paint
Dawn Vandal Spray Paint
Arid Vandal Spray Paint
Black Paint Tagged Fabric Scraps
White Paint Tagged Fabric Scraps
Citrus Paint Tagged Fabric Scraps
Colorful Paint Tagged Fabric Scraps
Various Paint Tagged Fabric Scraps
Spaltag Pilsner
Professor New Heartbreaker Spray Can
Depressed Spray Paint Can
Right Leg Whiteout Pen
Right Metal Crutch
Left Metal Crutch
Right Athletic Prosthetic Leg
Right Dark Prosthetic Leg
Sleek Augmented Leg
Wheelchair with Dignified Blanket
Stardust
Original Crushed Candy Crystals
Bubbling Bonedust
Tales of Artificial Intelligence
Machine Shop Dos and Donts
System Failure Sticker
Lower Right Arm Whiteout Pen
Right Prosthetic Arm With Hook
Right Dark Prosthetic Arm
Sleek Augmented Arm
Crack Head Zombie Plushie
Finding Light in the Dark
Loving Yourself
No More Smoking Resolution Sticker
Book of Healing
Pirate Booty Sticker
Booty Picker
Skelli-Butt
Baublebut
Gluteus Fruit
Mighty Fine Booty Sticker
Tan Booty Beanbag
Brown Booty Beanbag
Raspberry Booty Beanbag
Pink Booty Beanbag
Mint Booty Beanbag
Siren Mandarin Short Shorts
Tossed Salad
For Oral Use Only Sticker
Licker Sticker
Cabana Boy Doll Plushie
RoQ Candy Loish Used Stockings
Donadak Crystal Blocking Shield
Meat Lover Sticker
Eggplant Love Sticker
Rowdy Night Bulge
Sausage Party
Raw Pork Tenderloin
Dinkle Flower
Dinkle Berries
Popped Dinkle Berries Beanbag
Dinkle Fizz
Slimy
Cherry Pie
Cherry Pie Plushie
Bubbly Cherry Pie
Cherry Pie Beanbag
Sour Cherry Pie
Lovely Cherry Pie Pop
Cherry Pie Pop
Cherry Pie Slice on a Stick
Cherry Pie Slice
Frankenpie (Cherry Slice)
Cherry Filled Pie Slice
Fresh Fruit Cherry Pie
Cherry Love Muffin
Tangy Lime and Cherry Cocktail
Cherry Marmalade
Mars Red Lipstick
Individual Lashes With Glue
Female Clothing Patterns
Pirate Bra
Giselle Kinkylove Frilled Panties
Stinging Paddle