Information
Hedge the Hedgepatch
Topiary
Legacy Name: Topiary
The Glade Montre
Owner: Ringo
Age: 11 years, 10 months, 2 days
Born: June 23rd, 2012
Adopted: 11 years, 10 months, 2 days ago
Adopted: June 23rd, 2012
Statistics
- Level: 89
- Strength: 182
- Defense: 50
- Speed: 35
- Health: 41
- HP: 41/41
- Intelligence: 336
- Books Read: 300
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Topiary Tender
"Non torsii subligarium!"
(Don't get your knickers in a twist!)
A non-difinitive guide of the residents of Bartlett Manor
First, I will introduce myself. No, not you. I have not a care at all about your puny little insignificant existence. Now quiet so I may continue. Now, where was I? Oh yes, me! My name is Topiary and I am a topiary. What do you mean redundant? Do you want your questions answered or not? *grumbles* That being said...I come from an illustrious line of long lived topiary originating from Levens Hall. Though my line is much more austere and dignified if I must say so myself. And yes. I must. *glares* As the premiere topiary of Bartlett Manor it is my responsibility to act as guardian to all creatures who make this place their home. Usually I leave the goings on of those who live within the manor to the master himself. I could really care less about that lot. What? You want to know about them? Really, I'm much more interesting. I suppose if you insist...
Credits: Profile and content by me. Montre coat of arms line art by grouse colored by me.
Pet Treasure
Pet Friends
Scorpius.
This one is the new master of Bartlett. Somewhat interesting. He at least keeps the grounds nice.
Lily
This one has these dreadful foot wear called cleats. Fortunately she does not wear them on my precious lawn.
Bad Endings
Spends a great deal of time listening to someone named Elvis during the day and sneaking about at night. Very humorous in a rather droll way. Especially when the master catches him.
Aemilius Lepidus
I find those brightly colored ponies he watches on the glowing box quite acceptable.