Man, can you believe that it has already been almost 10 years of Elwood? That\'s right, while my appearance and general demeanor may suggest that I\'m an adult, I\'m really a prepubescent child! One of the many mysteries of the universe!
And what a rollercoaster those 10 years have been for ol\' Elwood! I went from a fledgling villain of dubious intent to a loveable prankster as characterization marched on, switched jobs a few times, and even got my own holiday. I mean, it\'s only one day a year, but it\'s still the best day of the year.
And who could forget my first revamp!? I still fondly remember the day that they- Oh wait, what\'s that? Why, the monkeys behind the styluses never did come for me in all these years, did they? And yet Saggitarius got two revamps, isn\'t that interesting. I guess money really does talk. At this rate, my job next year might be Equal Rights for All NPCs activist.
ANYWAY, after all of these years that I have been tirelessly slaving away with no revamp in sight, I\'ve managed to amass quite a collection of stuff. So much stuff, in fact, that I can comfortably give some of it away without missing it, so please stop by the
free gift center and get yourself some of my miscellany.
I\'m sure a lot of you people haven\'t had a revamp, either, so come drown your sorrows with me at my very exclusive, high end, VIP
forum party! Let\'s celebrate everything, nothing, and everything in between today! #becausesubeta
